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Published 3 days ago
It's a sad day in the annals of the Bulletin Board Moron contest.
Published 7 days ago
It seems that little Steve Sanderson of UK Oil & Gas (UKOG) was hosting anyone who was interested at the company's site at Broadford Bridge on the Weald Basin. Just last week the Old Bill were arresting local protestors near the drill pad, so what is little Steve saying now? Suitable captions in the comments section below with a deadline of midnight tonight please.
Published 17 days ago
Thank you to all who entered this edition's caption contest. The panel had a difficult time picking a winner.
Published 18 days ago
Caption this photo of a calm and reflective Boris Johnson as he considers how to help his country and putting party before self. The deadline is midnight tonight.
Published 19 days ago
This photo inspired many, many fine entries to this caption contest. But there can be only one winner. And I think the winning entry pretty much summed up May's attitude to this election.
Published 20 days ago
Okay, one more. Caption this photocomposite of Theresa May. The deadline is now midnight 9th June in honour od the worst Tory leader in history.
Published 21 days ago
This bloody, messy election campaign is finally over, as are our election caption contests. I think this last one pretty much sums up everyone's mood. But someone has to come in first.
Published 22 days ago
Caption the photo of these three apologists for terror. Sadly it is headshots only so does not show the blood on their hands. The deadline is midnight tonight. Post away in the comments section below.
Published 23 days ago
This is so unfair. We run a nice picture of Jeremy Corbyn with a sack of Yorkshire's finest and all everyone can do is make fun of him. At least the winning caption is nice.
Published 24 days ago
Caption this photo of Jeremy Corbyn seriously compromised with copious amounts of his drug of choice as he tackles terrorism in hiw own unique way. The deadline is midnight tonight.
Published 25 days ago
Just because Brokerman Dan iwrites delusionally libelous articles about ShareProphets doesn't mean we don't still love him, like a labradoodle that humps the furniture, we love the sinner but hate the sin. And while ShareProphets readers had some pretty good captions, as always, there can be only one winner.
Published 26 days ago
Don't worry it is not Paul Scott in the altogether, it is the official ADVFN share blogger of the year, Mr Daniel Levi, aka Brokerman Dan with his bling. All we ask is that you supply a suitable caption for the photo below with a deadline of midnight tonight. Post away in the comments section below. For what it is worth my entry is:
Published 27 days ago
Apparently the demographics that make up ShareProphets dovetails nicely with those that like game shows, as we had an bounty of entries. But only one can be the strongest link.
Published 28 days ago
Caption this collection of job seekers trying to impress the boss into removing the incumbent (not shown.) Deadline is midnight tonight.
Published 28 days ago
Obviously ShareProphets readers are big, big fans of Jeremy Corbyn - why else would readers make so many comments of Jeremy haplessly kicking a ball? But someone had to win.
Published 29 days ago
Caption this elegant photo of Jeremy Corbyn playing what was once a beautiful game. Deadline is midnight tonight.
Published 43 days ago
Published 44 days ago
There can be no winners with this edition of the Caption Contest, as the entries show. Only the least horrible.
Published 45 days ago
Caption this photo of Jezza Corbyn's new battle bus borrowed from his pals in the IRA. Deadline is midnight tonight. Entries showing a complete lack of taste will stand a greater chance of winning
Published 47 days ago
There were many fine entries for the Jezza caption contest, but there can only be one winner.
Published 48 days ago
Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember, my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. So caption this future picture of future Prime Minister Jezza Corbyn. Deadline is midnight tonight.
Published 49 days ago
Ripped straight out of the day's headlines, ShareProphets readers had funny captions for this US President Donald Trump / former FBI director James Comey photo. But there can be only one winner.
Published 56 days ago
Wow, Diane Abbott must be one popular politician. What other reason could there be that this caption contest garner so many funny entries? But the winner is...
Published 57 days ago
Caption this photo of Labour star Diane Abbott on Countdown . The deadline for entries, in the comments section below, is midnight tonight.
Published 60 days ago
In a story of two Jerrys there can be only once caption contest winner. Read the funny, but losing, comments here. But the winner is...
Published 61 days ago
Caption this meeting between knees-up enthusiast Jeremy Corbyn and knees-alternative enthusiast Gerry Adams. The deadline is midnight Sunday.
Published 61 days ago
The quantity of contributions was high, but we have declared of winner of the caption contest.
Published 62 days ago
Caption this polished politician in the comments below. The deadline is midnight tonight.
Published 63 days ago
There were a lot of funny entries in this Caption Contest, and it was a pleasure to have such plentiful options. Yet, this caption stood out.
Published 64 days ago
Yesterday, we asked you to caption the photo below highlighting why the IRA would like to see Labour win. The competition was keen, but we've selected a winner.
Published 65 days ago
Seen on the streets this week...Leave your own caption in the comments below. Deadline is midnight Tuesday, 25 April.
Published 67 days ago
Friday, we asked you to caption the photo inside in recognition of the snap election. The results seem to show that ShareProphets readers are neither Labour voters nor CloudTag fans.
Published 69 days ago
The subjects of the Channel 4 Mancunian documentary Shameless are featured in this spoof Labour advertisement. can you offer a more suitable caption? Post your answers in the comments section below with a deadline of midnight tonight (Friday)
Published 80 days ago
Yesterday, we asked you to caption a photo that YouTube chose for our video of Galileo Resources (GLR) at the UK Investor Show which caught Colin Bird, also of Jubilee Platinum (JLP) and Xtract Resources (XTR), in a particularly animated pose. The quality was high, but the winner of the Caption Contest is:
Published 81 days ago
YouTube automatically chooses a still from a video to place on the holding page. The one that the algorithm chose for our video of Galileo Resources (GLR) at the UK Investor Show shows Colin Bird, also of Jubilee Platinum (JLP) and Xtract Resources (XTR) in a particularly animated pose. Caption this picture - your deadline to post entries in the comments section below is midnight tonight ( Sunday 9th April).
Published 241 days ago
This odd one out contest is really not that hard. Just look at the four pictures below and say which character or characters is the odd one out and why. Post your entries in the comments section below with a deadline of midnight Monday.
Published 388 days ago
Just a quick caption contest with a deadline of midnight tonight. Sponsored by Prime Minister lyin' Dave Cameron pictured below is what London might look like on June 24 2016. Suitable captions for Dodgy Dave's picture by midnight tonight in the comments section below.
Published 416 days ago
There were some absolutely cracking entries for this caption contest as you can see here. In a sense, as it is round at WH Ireland (WHI), everyone is a winner (other than the clients) so high was the standard of entries as you sought suitable captions for the picture below from the WH Ireland HR department. But the two joint winners are
Published 447 days ago
There are no prizes at all but the deadline to enter these two contests is no-one is watching O'Clock tonight (Friday), or as they say at the US Oil & Gas (USOP) press office, rush hour. The standard of entries so far as been incredibly high so to see those entries and post your one for EBITDA go HERE and for Jabba's yacht go HERE and e now also have a Call Me Dave tax dodging caption contest HERE
Published 453 days ago
Thanks to reader J for this photo of the top cat from Slater & Gordon (SGH) staring at his screen wondering whether to buy Quindell (QPP)or not. With a deadline of Sunday midnight this is our latest caption contest. Simply post your entries in the comments section below.
Published 465 days ago
Predictably and delightfully the Chris Oil Photo behind bars caption contest produced a raft of filthy entries. A raft of filthy entries, don't let that thought play on your mind too much Mr Oil. You can see the full list here but there is a clear winner but also a cracking runner up (John Rimmer). The winner, well done to Brian for:
Published 466 days ago
Okay the photo is from tree huggers but WTF is going on at Horse Hill. Men in whote protective suits arriving on the site and wandering around. Doing what exactly? Perhaps you'd like to suggest what the men in white coats are looking for at the Gatwick Gusher? Over to you. David Lenigas, Chris Oil, PR genius Steffi ( who works for both), anyone involved in Sefton, menacing PR hardman David Bick, Andrew Bell, shareholders in US Oil & Gas are all fair game. Do your worst in the comments section below. Deadline midnight Sunday
Published 466 days ago
The lying market abusing little criminal twerp is behind bars at last as the photo below shows clearly. Don't hold back in today's caption contest - post your entries in the comments section below.
Published 473 days ago
Last week it was Doriemus ( booted off AIM onto the ISDX lobster pot) that was the Lenigas car crash. This week it is Fastjet ( dire profits alert, going bust). Which Lenigas associated company will crash & burn next week I wonder? But while shareholders in companies linked to Jabba The Hutt suffer, the man himself is hard at work in Cuba as the photo below shows. By midnight Sunday please submit your captions in the comments section below.
Published 476 days ago
Nudged by a reader as we await the imminent death of Old Mother Worthington (WRN) in the snows of Greenland we bring you our latest spot the crook/caption contest - a photo of the Nuna Minerals AGM. Over to you, answers in the comments section below with a deadline of midnight today.
Published 489 days ago
And so the enquiry into Mr Jimmy Savile has been published and in light of that we have a picture of Mr Savile with one of his associates, whom you may well recognise, in our loathed & shamed public figure caption contest. Simply post your captions in the comments section below.
Published 491 days ago
No golden ticket for the Bulletin Board Morons, Motive TV (MTV) announced yesterday that it was going into administration - we gave our take HERE. In honor of this event please supply your captions for the picture below by midnight tonight in the comments section below.
Published 506 days ago
"Mine's almost 100 foot long" Said criminal Chris Oil to PR Genius Steffi, the TR1 Queen. She looked at him doubtfully. No mine is bigger than that of David Lenigas. Steffi laughed. Chris smiled broadly: "No..., don't be silly I don't need to exaggerate about that...I am talking about my super yacht in the background." The little twerp held his fingers crossed tightly behind his back. Mummy had told him before that he must not tell porkies and that Santa would not be calling at Christmas if he did. Yes the serial market abuser has sent in his first photo from the Indaba mining conference, see below. Post your entries for this latest caption contest in the comments section below. Deadline midnight 14 February (Sunday).
Published 565 days ago
Tomorrow I shall be examining the Afriag (AFRI) ramp of Friday in detail and Jabba The Hutt will not like that expose one iota. Ahead of that we have a picture of Mr Hutt preparing for a weekend shoot, an event in which a lot of dumb creatures will face wipeout. Anyone have a suitable caption for this picture of Jabba spending a rare monent away from his twitter account? All entries in the comments section below by midnight Sunday
Published 614 days ago
On Tuesday we brought you an image captured the previous day at 4 PM as London’s worst Nomad Roland “fatty” Cornish enjoyed a leisurely luncheon. Well done all for your entries which were in part funny and in part obscene and in many cases both. You can find all entries HERE. But the joint winners are:
Published 677 days ago
Most folks will not enjoy reviewing their portfolios this morning after last week's stockmarket meltdown. Even the man who says that he is better at stock picking than Warren Buffett, Mr Chris Oil, is having a bad time. To lighten the mood we ask you for captions for any of the pictures below - the deadline for entries is midnight Sunday. Come on Malcolm, give us your bullish take on these reminders that nothing changes....
Published 685 days ago
Thanks for all the entries to the China fraud caption contest of yesterday. That was such fun we have a new contest (deadline for entries midnight Saturday) in honour of the useless tosser Xavier Rolet, the garlic munching imbecile in charge of the London Stock Exchange.
Published 696 days ago
Last week we ran a caption context in honour of convicted armed robber Daniel Levi, which also celebrated the effectiveness of the London Stock Exchange in "policing" AIM. This "triggered" a fantasticly witty response from you all and deciding the funniest has not been easy. Below we announce the winner, with special mention to some deserving entries.
Published 700 days ago
I have been a mega bear on Monitise (MONI) and with the shares now sub 5p feel rather vindicated. I still would not touch the shares with a baregepole.
Published 702 days ago
With an apology to Twitter member @hardy682 for stealing his copyright, we now invite readers to submit captions to this most amusing and topical picture. A bottle of champagne to the winner, to be paid for by Ben Turney out of his fee from The Times for exposing “Bank Robber David” the former chairman of Sefton Resources. Entries will close at midnight on Sunday. Over to you.
Published 736 days ago
Feeling 150% vindicated over the Quindell fraud the first celebratory ouzo beckons and in that vein let's have a Rob Terry caption contest just for fun. Simply post your captions for the picture below in the comments section.
Published 780 days ago
As deranged blogger Chris Oil sweats on whether the Takeover Panel will make him bid for New World Oil & Gas he is bleating in twitter about how no-one is talking about his penchant for inviting foppish middle aged Old Harrovians into his hotel bathroom anymore. Always keen to please we bring you our Monday Caption Contest. Simply post your entries in the comments section below, deadline midnight tonight (UK time)
Published 791 days ago
No prizes just a chance for folks to show their wit and to show their appreciation for the LSE in its heroic efforts to make the AIM Casino the success that it is. Perhaps shareholders in Arria NLG, Optare, JQW and other star performers today might be especially incentivised to enter. Post your captions in the comments section beow
Published 843 days ago
With no reference to any particular court proceedings which may or may not be about to unfold we have an Early Monday caption contest. The deadline for entries is Wednesday when I have an important, er...meeting. Don't hold back, there's no prize just the joy of wide rangersing free speech.
Published 858 days ago
On Wednesday a reader sent me a photo of a Greek statue with caption perhaps intended for Mr Doug Ware, the CEO of Worthington. I wonder how Mr Ware is getting on consulting with Houyan Lin of Naibu, Rob Terry of Quindell and JimmyLiar Ellerton of Sefton who ran other companies I attacked to see how they can deal with The Sheriff? I gather Jimmy Liar has a nice mansion in Hawaii – paid for by Sefton Shareholders (minus 99.99%) – perhaps they could all meet up there. Anyhow I asked you if you could supply an even better caption for the photo below.
Published 862 days ago
How is Doug Ware of Worthington getting on consoluting with Houyan Lin of Naibu, Rob Terry of Quindell and JimmyLiar Ellerton of Sefton who ran other companies I attacked to see how they can deal with The Sheriff? Perhaps they should all meet up in Fujian to see how they can wield the "sword of truth" together? Despite Doug's best efforts to get The Old Bill onto me I have made it to Greece. I knew that the false passport that Mossad provided as we jointly organised the global shorting conspiracy would come in handy one day.
Published 904 days ago
The headline is the caption for the photo below. Well we thought it was funny.
Published 958 days ago
Are you a member of the QPPSAG and worrying about how to explain to the Mrs that Christmas is going to be cancelled until 2021? Are you employed by a well known Fraudulent company based in Fareham and worried that you are about to lose your job? Or are you a board member at Quindell facing an enforced career change within the next few days? I am here to help, The Sheriff can reveal that one Hampshire based business is hiring aggressively. Yes it is the Country Club!
Published 966 days ago
As they discuss how all their shares are about to be flogged to Bulletin Board Morons who reckon they are buying we bring you an exclusive shot from the Quindell boardroom of Rob, Steve and Larry in action. With a deadline of Friday midnight how about you suggest a suitable caption for the picture below. For what it is worth:
Published 966 days ago
In light of today's shock revelations about the biggest Quenron con yet plus the Securities fraud (HERE) and accounting fraud (HERE) it is a good day to announce the winners of the Rob Terry & Wormwood Scrubs caption contest from Saturday. The standard of entries was high and I had a good chuckle reviewing them all just now as you can do HERE. But the three best were:
Published 970 days ago
On Friday we published a photo of a pizza shop at Fort Lauderdale airport which appeared to have provided Rob Terry inspiration when designing the Quenron (QPP ) logo. I asked for captions and the standard of entries was piss poor - no coke and hookers awarded for this one. But the winner is:
Published 971 days ago
In light of today’s damming podcast showing that Rob Terry has committed securities fraud, the caption contest today is in honour of the Quenron (QPP) founder, Mr 2+2 can = 5 himself.
Published 972 days ago
A good reader spot of another Quindell (QPP) logo discovered in Fort Lauderdale airport. This time the operation in question is in the pizza and meatballs business. Perhaps Rob Terry has pulled off another masterstroke acqusition given the obvious fit between selling meatballs and telematics, mobile doctors, low cost insurance, ambulance chasing, solar panels, indoor golf and scaffolding installation. Or maybe this is where he got the idea for the Quenron logo from? What do you think? Captions in the comments section below. My entry is:
Published 976 days ago
The weekend caption contest threw up some cracking entries which you can see here. But congratulations to the winner, larboulois, for:
Published 978 days ago
As the QPPSAG gathers for an emergency meeting this weekend to discuss whether shares in Quenron (QPP) will hit £3 by Christmas or make it to £5, we have managed to get a picture of group leader Steamy and one of his loyal followers on the way to the summit. we ask you to suggest a suitable caption by midnight on Sunday.
Published 986 days ago
It’s Friday and so it is time for a caption contest There is no prize simply post your captions for this wonderful and still relevant today cartoon from 1929 in the comments section below by midnight tonight. For what it is worth my Quindell (QPP) themed entry is:
Published 992 days ago
We hope that this cartoon which is more than 150 years old explains how the LSE came up with the idea of the AIM Casino. The many bring their wealth in and buy shares and the money goes to the managers of the offerings (City Crony capitalists) and the Directors. Shimple, sheeple. To win today’s contest simply post your captions in the comments section below.
Published 993 days ago
As ever there was no shortage of readers keen to stick the boot into near bankrupt crony capitalist AIM Casino advisor Daniel Stewart (DAN), the firm run by Peter Shea that made millions floating Quenron (QPP). Earlier this week we revealed the shock picture of its IPO department headed by smooth talking Paul Shackleton and asked you for your captions. And the winner is:
Published 996 days ago
Some sparkling entries in the Sunday caption contest which celebrated the financial woes of crony capitalist City advisor Daniel Stewart (DAN), the firm that coined it in floating Quenron (QPP), Naibu (NBU) and China Chaintek (CTEK). Lest we forget Daniel Cesspit has also made more than £1 million in recent years raising money for Globo. Double coke and hookers all round. You can see all the caption entries HERE but the winner is:
Published 997 days ago
Let’s face it the firm that floated Quenron (QPP), China Chainek (CTEK) and Naibu (NBU) deserves to go bust so we won’t be able to laugh at Daniel Stewart for that much longer given how its shares are suspended, it cannot get its own accounts signed off on time and is almost out of cash (see HERE). So let’s have fun while we can. With a deadline of midnight tonight lets have your captions for the picture below:
Published 1000 days ago
Daniel Stewart (DAN) earns its money advising companies (not all of them frauds) how to list and behave on AIM. It brought us Naibu (NBU) and Quenron (QPP). Two days ago its own shares were suspended on the AIM casino because the cash strapped firm could not publish its accounts on time – see HERE. In honour of this…
Published 1000 days ago
On Monday we asked you for suitable captions for the picture below. You can see the full range of entries HERE but the winner is:
Published 1104 days ago
Last week on both this website and my own personal blog www.TomWinnifrith.com I asked you for captions to the picture below. The winner can join me for lunch at Real Man Pizza on me.
Published 1110 days ago
Normally I run a caption contest every week only on my personal blog www.TomWinnifrith.com where financial stuff is interspersed with other libertarian comment or thoughts about anything that grabs me at the time. But for this week only both blogs will run the contest it is a Quindell (QPP) Special.