General Election Caption Contest Winner: Knock at your own risk

Published 4 days ago

Yesterday, we asked you to caption the photo below highlighting why the IRA would like to see Labour win. The competition was keen, but we've selected a winner.

And the winner of the Labour Benefits caption contest is:

Published 7 days ago

Friday, we asked you to caption the photo inside in recognition of the snap election. The results seem to show that ShareProphets readers are neither Labour voters nor CloudTag fans. 

Caption Contest: Can you see the benefits? Vote Labour in the General Election?

Published 9 days ago

The subjects of the Channel 4 Mancunian documentary Shameless are featured in this spoof Labour advertisement. can you offer a more suitable caption? Post your answers in the comments section below with a deadline of midnight tonight (Friday)

Lonmin offers a leveraged play on platinum prices

Published 56 days ago

Lonmin PLC (LMI) was one of my best performing share tips during 2016, and following the recent pullback I think it is well worth another look.

African Potash - 2 days to find $1.1 million: an open letter to Lord Peter Hain

Published 243 days ago

In two days time African Potash (AFPO) must repay its finance director's wife $1.1 million as it is obliged to clear the most expensive loan in AIM history. It has no cash so prepare for mega dilution as the loan will be repaid in shares at 0.29p per share, or lower. Against that background I have, this weekend, shown that on both January 6 2016 and December 1 2015 it lied to investors ahead of its last bailout placing, it engaged in fraud. The man charged with holding CEO lyin' Chris Cleverley to account on this is perma-tango tanned Labour Lord, Peter Hain. I have written to his Lordship today.

Labour’s lurch to the left – a good day for democracy!

Published 595 days ago

What a week for British politics! The party of socialism has elected a socialist leader: whatever next? The loons may be in charge of Her Majesty’s Opposition, but actually this is a great week for the country as a whole. Suddenly there is a choice.  

Don’t Let the Summer Lull Get You Down. It’s the Dozy Season.

Published 618 days ago

Hello Share Smashers. My babies are going through a bad patch at the mo. Am I worried? Should you be worried? The answer is: No.

The Russell Brand Kiss of Death - watch out Audioboom

Published 657 days ago

Russell Brand, hero to millions, and thought leader of our time, has an envious track record. That is a track record of supporting something and it then going horribly wrong. Will the Brand kiss of death also curse Audioboom (BOOM)?

Money Tree worshipping mad leftie Malcolm Stacey talking rot again

Published 704 days ago

I wonder if it was his years at the BBC which saw my pal Comrade Malcolm Stacey infected with the mad lefty virus. Becuase the old Money Tree worshipper does talk some awful rot and today's column from him HERE is a classic. I feel forced to point out in the interests of balance why he is spouting total gibberish.

Why I am voting UKIP

Published 725 days ago

And today we conclude our series from contributors to this site on how they are voting in the General Election with an offering from Graham Perch on why he is supporting UKIP.

Why I am not voting at all in the General Election

Published 727 days ago

Recently we have been bombarded with adverts on TV and radio reminding us to make sure that we are all registered to vote in the forthcoming general election. But I find myself increasingly questioning just how much difference it really makes. 

Bulletin Board Winner of the Week #18 announced – it is a tie

Published 727 days ago

Until the General Election is finally over, we are allowing both idiot comments by MPs or political figures as well as by Bulletin Board Morons to be entered in this contest. And as such we have a tie for the most moronic posting of the week.

Why I have already voted Conservative

Published 729 days ago

We continue our series on why various ShareProphets writers are voting for a range of parties on May 7th. I asked for a postal vote and so I have already voted and I voted Tory. Since I view the entire political class with contempt the main reason for voting Tory was to annoy my Labour voting wife. But there are actually three more serious reasons why everyone should vote Tory in the General Election.

Why I shall vote Liberal Democrat in the General Election

Published 731 days ago

We have asked a number of ShareProphets columnists to justify how they are voting next week. We start our series with guest columnist Jonathan Price who explains why he is voting Lib Dem. 

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast - Chatting to Doc Holiday

Published 735 days ago

In this podcast I look at the bleating customers of IG Index, the nature of AIM in relation to a chat with Doc, the Labour/SNP threat to Britain in the context of HSBC threatening to quit, Rosslyn Data and James Courtis Pond and again at the forthcoming AGM Of the LSE.

Is The Share Party Over? – For the Time Being.

Published 747 days ago

Hello Share Compadres. It is not really expected from me, I know, but I have been getting edgy about the performance of shares lately.

A Tale of Two Parties – and a Possible Swipe at Our Shares.

Published 750 days ago

Hello Share Munchers. They've been telling us that the election run-up was going to send share prices down. The markets, after all, hate uncertainty.

Weekly Financial Video Postcard #60 - Is the City analyst system totally bent?

Published 889 days ago

Prompted by the Kevin Ashton, Quindell and Canaccord revelations HERE but also by the pickle Daniel Stewart finds itself in with Naibu Tom Winnifrith explains why the City analyst system is inherently bent and conflicted in this week's video postcard.

Most ShareProphets Readers Expect Dave Cameron to be next PM but 2% of you are delusional Lib Dems – Reader Poll Results

Published 937 days ago

We asked, at the weekend, who you, our readers, expected to form the next Government. The bad news is that a fifth of you think the nightmare scenario of a Lab/Lib coalition is on the cards. Time to emigrate methinks. Most readers thank that one way or another Call Me Dave Cameron will get to stay in No 10 and 2% of our readers are officially delusional thinking that the Lib Dems will form a majority Government. The full results are:

Reader Poll – Who will be the next UK Government as UKIP looks set to get its first elected MP

Published 939 days ago

On Thursday the good folks of Clacton in the green and pleasant county of Essex vote in a by-election caused by sitting MP Douglas Carswell resigning his seat. Oddly for a Tory MP this was not triggered by a sex scandal but because Mr Carswell has joined UKIP and will stand for UKIP in that contest and will win by a landslide. In light of that who do you think will form the next Government?

A Labour Government Would be Terrible for British Shares

Published 948 days ago

Please note that this article is not meant to be an attack on any individual Labour supporter, but I believe the consequences of a Labour government for British shares would be terrible. Ed Miliband delighted the United Kingdom with his 65 minute speech yesterday. The word ‘together’ was used 51 times. I guess it sounds better than socialism.

I shall vote UKIP on 22 May in the Euro Elections because…

Published 1076 days ago

The European project is a grand political scheme, doomed from its inception. It is foretold in scripture. Genesis 11 4-9. According to the story, a united humanity speaking a single language decided to build a tower into the sky to overthrow God. In response, God confounded their languages and scattered them all over the earth. 

I’m Voting Tory on May 22nd in the Euro Elections because

Published 1076 days ago

Actually I may not be voting Tory. There is mounting evidence that I shall be deprived of the vote completely thanks to Labour Dirty tricks – that is my wife (who explains the Labour case here) neglecting to put me on the electoral roll. If I do vote, choosing a party is like deciding which sort of shit you want smeared in your face for the next five years. But forced to choose there is only one sane choice and that is to vote Tory.

I’m Ripping up my voting slip on May 22nd in the Euro Elections because…

Published 1076 days ago

I have, to the lasting shame of my dear departed Labour supporting Pater, steadfastly refused to vote. (Something I'm quite proud of). I've never voted & have no intention whatsoever of ever voting.  I think it was while reading Aldous Huxley (Brave New World) or The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists that the penny finally dropped. We're being cultivated and harvested by State apparatus. Divide & Rule. The lumpenproletariat are used as a commodity, labour, to be traded by the Alphas.


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