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I am afraid that the entries for the three men in a bath caption contest were almost universally obscene. Whatever I have written about Big Dave Lenigas I have never suggested that he is anything other than a red blooded heterosexual. As for the other two… well the Sith Lord did go to a posh boarding school but that was all a long time ago.
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wildrides
yep its official ……. a bath full of semen is just not funny any more …….. Unless of course you have Genus shares . They sell tanker loads of the stuff . You just have to go and see it being collected ! Look away now children . They let the bull jump a wooden mock up of a cow ……. well it looks like a cow made of blocks of wood like lego ( it would not fool me if I was a bull ) Bull jumps on board and man underneath said wooden cow collects the fluid in a large ( and I mean large ) container . I have often wondered about that mans wedding reception answers to “so tell me ….. what do you do for a living” . Stranger still, the bull seemed utterly convinced of the realism of this experience and even had a stupid grin followed shortly by a smug , self satisfied expression . Curious but true . If some one asked me to go and hump that tree over there with a hole in it I am very sure I could not muster that much enthusiasm for the task , if any at all . May be Bulls are thick , or just not very discerning .
J P Spaghetti
Gives a whole new meaning to the term “make wood”. Sorry!