UK 14:57 Monday, 26 October 2026
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What is today's biggest disaster on the AIM Casino? Caza, Stellar, one of the Del Boy Lenigas stable? China fraud Geong? take your pick. The Casino is not fit for purpose. Surely the day of its demise looms. And on that note we ask you for suitable captions for the picture below. For what it is worth my entry is:
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Comments
Mike Cooper
With him working for the regulation team it was 3 weeks before we noticed he wasn’t taking a nap.
DUCK AND DIVE
“This one’s CUBA, I think…Makes a nice change after all those Chinese corpses.”
Jason
Jeez this is heavy.. must have been an AIM broker, more buffet than Buffett.
drunken sailor
Bloke in the morning suit says “You could have told me we were off to a Morris dance once we have buried this three legged donkey.”
chad_john
Stop all the crooks, foreign or homegrown,
Make the dogs trade on ISDX via the telephone.
Silence the fraudsters and with muffled drum,
Force out the Nomads, let the FCA come.
Phil
One pallbearer says to another “Frigging hell, this ones heavy” to which the other replies “ There is a lot of skeletons being buried in with this one pal”
VINES
…..and then ben turney woke up
andrew
a) the donkey isn’t dead – it is just sleeping…
b) shareholders of chinese aim stocks move on from cash and scrip to take receipt of dividends in a new, innovative form.
wildrides
LSE CEO Mr Rolet today finally acknowledged that his operating without a head , after it was guillotined last week , was infact untenable from a PR perspective . Mr Rolet therefore decided to escape to France via a trojan horse before AIM share holders demanded the drawing and quartering of what remained of him.
Steve
Ex Globo CEO Konstantinos Papadimitrakopoulos Trojan horse escape plan runs into difficulty.
Simple Moving Avarice
Tom W’s cunning plan to find out where the bodies are buried on AIM nearly goes badly wrong when he fails to wear the traditional green uniform of the Ancient Mystical Order of Nomads.
LE
“So guys, whatever happened to that exquisite one we ordered from that company called Jiasen??!!”
bwakem
“Costis said he can bury anything in the subsidiary accounts.”
Eddie
Every day as he helped carry the box down the road, Jeremy wondered why letters of complaint from AIM company shareholders could not be sent directly to the local incinerator.
Eddie
The LSE realises that asking Tom Winnifrith to provide written proof of his latest allegation was a mistake.
wildrides
Donkey Picture :-
“ Donkey OD’s on Ketamin at Fat Boy Slim gig while trying to block out the dulcet “toons”.