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I offer no real comment about the favoured charity of fat Aussie share ramper David Lenigas. Whilst folks like market abuser Chris Oil and PR genius Steffi have been invited it seems that I am not on the guest list for tonight's black tie event. However an invitation has fallen into my hands. View this as a caption contest - do not hold back, be as cruel as you wish.
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wildrides
I think I recognise that document Tom …………… its an RNS and reading between the lines , Wormwood have abandoned the idea of a pony centre . Not surprising really as the Queens award is well known as the “kiss of death” for any business plan.
Hugs and Kisses ( from the “former” council house)
johng
Norman Stanley Fletcher will be the guest speaker.
KK
Pony-Up for The Worm & The Scrubber
Tomr
Complimentary lube tube with each starter
Tom Winnifrith
Supporting ailing ponies, it makes a change from flogging dead horse (hills) I suppose
Tom Winnifrith
Rob Terry: Tally Ho – thanks a million big Dave, I guess its better than sewing mail bags
Gary Newman
David’s involvement in yet another ‘pony’ company includes taking people for a ride
Sharescare
With a large selection of (un)complimentary whines (courtesy of Tom Winnifrith), and 100 billion barrels of real ail (courtesy of Steve Sanderson/UKOG – later denied).
And yes, I meant ail.
davidcarr
Tw note the little w a little wanker it say it all druggy good with one liners does 4 on a Fri snow drops come early
DUCK AND DIVE
Presumably the logo is a bridle-bit and not a pair of handcuffs…or is it an aerial view of one Cuban lighting another’s cigar?
BobbyChariot
CITY MENU
Starter = Medley of African Vegetables shipped fresh by AfriAg
Fish Course = Cuban Style Lemongas Sole supplied by LGC
Main = Thrice Cooked Golden Goose in Trinidadian Oil from LGO
Dessert = Wafer Thin Mints
Coke and Hookers to finish
SHAREHOLDER MENU
Starter = Gruel
Main = Beans on toast
Dessert = Hard cheese board
Nigel Botheway
So, Chris Oil receives an award and they decide to have a black tie event in honour of it?
What was the award? Prat of the year?
JASPERTHERDOG
Is this Lenigas getting ready for a bit of bare-back riding?
drunken sailor
If only they had found a bed for my ancestors here, rather that exporting them to Oz, I could be a fat Brit share ramper.