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Shares in disgraced City broker (no longer a Nomad) Daniel Cesspit (DAN) remain suspended (for the third time in a year) as it has yet to complete the bailout placing it first said would be finalised "shortly" on October 1st and thrice since but its annual champagne Christmas Party goes ahead none the less and is tonight. The Invitation - which we have obtained, see below - is uber-tacky so please supply a suitable caption in the comments section.
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Comments
Simple Moving Avarice
Santa Claus demonstrates how he got his whiplash injury.
BobbyChariot
Big fat bloke from far away flying in for once a year guest appearance – no, it isn’t Dave Jabbagas ®
chad_john
That’s not champagne, it’s our cash pissing away.
brad whiter
That this company (which brought you Globo, Quindell, Naibu and Vyke, every one an obvious fraud) is still licensed and permitted to do business is an absolute disgrace in my opinion.
turbograndad
Santa’s got no reindeer and sleigh this year, he’s on the bottle, compliments of Daniel Stewfart..
Keith
Will the raffle raise more than their placing??
warun boofit
Thanks for the invite Daniel but no thanks I dont do Santa riding a bottle of Lambrusco so unless there is a placing of coke and hookers you can fook off, the mug punters wont pay for them anymore and are getting wise to your crack.
wildrides
Winni Froths best bottled froth and Santa together assist in traversing the globe in preparation for the grand 2015 “Xmas Global Shorting Conspiracy”