Bulletin Board Moron of the week Contest (6/2016) - there's no moron like a Quindell moron

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   Juicin Drumroll

   29 February 2016, 05:51

   Internet guru & mega successful start up God Jason Drummond’s latest wheeze, Teathers Financial (TEA), where the legendary, disruptive app (the co.‘s sole product) hasn’t worked for going on 3 weeks & the shares have been suspended since December a shrewdie opines;

   bullinachinashop
   Posts: 555
   Price: 2.25

   i think it
   Today 12:12

   all sounds pretty promising despite what the doomongers says…lets give them the benefit of the doubt…

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   BRITTA

   29 February 2016, 15:35

   After Gary’s comparison of David Lenigas to Gandhi, we now have AFRI bb stalwart kenny100 elevating Jabba to Sainthood.

   Patron Saint of what, one wonders?

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   kenny100
   Posts: 15,049
   Off Topic
   Opinion: No Opinion
   Price: 0.08

   just an observation

   Tuesday, March 1
   St. David’s Day 2016

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   Phil

   2 March 2016, 03:12

   Someone should create a website “Only in Britain”
   An upgrade in every real man’s worst fucking nightmare – MetroMan

   http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-35696238

   You really couldn’t make it up,

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   Russ O'Callaghan

   2 March 2016, 13:04

   Wow, Phil. That is indeed a worrying number of doctors and medicos….when set against the thousands (possibly tens of thousands) of doctors and medical staff who play for a rugby club, maybe their own hospital side, every weekend in the UK and Ireland. Considering there are over two hundred and sixty thousand regular players in the home countries I’m just trying to imagine how many of those are in the medical profession!
   Good find.

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   warun boofit

   5 March 2016, 01:40

   Being a premium member of the lse moron boards shaa is clearly one of the more clued up members posting on the MTV tits up channel Friday 9.02am ;

   RE: Wouldn’t surprise me if we already have a nomad but Len isn’t announcing, why? Well when a company is trading they are bogged down with all sorts of AIM stuff, SP monitoring, nomad requests, dealing with solicitors and banks, answering the phone from shareholders, answering emails from shareholders etc, etc, etc.

   Now if we are not trading it leaves Len with a lot of spare time to build the business, after all, we are very much under staffed.

   Just a thought.

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   warun boofit

   5 March 2016, 02:27

   and posted by Zuludawn in response to shaa at 8.57 am, can these guys really be this stupid, I am beginning to think they are wind up merchants ?

   RE: Correct 316 I said last week that maybe the nomad wanted to see proof of mtv going forward as Mr Colombo was saying that they are clamping down on companies so mtv called in the administrators to prove they are a viable company and will move into profit very shortly all good for mtv nln :)

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   Drunken Sailor

   5 March 2016, 12:25

   Unless Philo is Filthy Lucre in disguise and therefore his comments on here are also disallowed, I win!

   Philobeddoe 5 March 2016, 16:07

   Dear Nigel,

   I have managed to post a variation of the £1.3bn times table on the LSE and it makes perfect sense to me. Your comments are totally without merit and are potentially damaging to the conglomerate i have invested in. Please refrain from being such a loser. I can only assume you have shorted this stock and that as someone who has no investment that you are just insanely jealous of me. The lack of any news, the failure to provide accounts and the ‘quality’ of the directors is of course a positive in my view. Only a fool would disagree. I expect to be able to buy more at around £1.3bn a share when it inevitably relists providing of course that I have been released by then.

   Very best Regards

   Philobeddoe

   – See more at: http://www.shareprophets.com/views/19209/red-flags-at-night-worthington-delivers-a-cracking-april-fool#sthash.1wJZOyx1.dpuf

   Or maybe it is just another bear taking the piss!

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   Juicin Drumroll

   6 March 2016, 04:29

   From Melrosian (AKA Bordersman) on the HotCopper SGH thread.

   Melrosian 605 posts.

   Date: 05/03/16
   Time: 09:40:32
   Post #: 17195385

   Richard Rose ( Non exec Chairman of WTG) announced today he will step down as Chairman of AO Plc when a replacement has been found- probably by July, agm date. AO is the UK amazon of white goods . It has been VERY successful.
   Mel

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   Drunken Sailor

   6 March 2016, 06:48

   The reply to the ever sunny Mel was better:

   Wayne Shane Bruce 1001posts
   Date:05/03/16
   Time 10:15:42
   Post #:17195420

   Nick off you daft pommie Sheila. We don’t need you to tell us that if they accounted for WIP properly they are on a P/E of 1. We did not all just wander in from the outback wearing hats with corks on you know. I just sold my barbee so I could buy more shares at these crazy prices. The shorters are gonna burn like a koala in a bush fire when all the cash comes in.

   [disclosure: I just made that up]

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    Elrico

    6 March 2016, 07:38

    A BBM post with a difference. Seemingly intending to discredit me because of my bear tack on the AVN thread on ADVFN.
    Humour and irony lost of this chap and serves as an example brain dead thought process.

    wilksey1 6 Mar’16 – 10:44 – 2125 of 2126

    taken from elrico.s profile
    Take no notice of my ramblings, I know sod all about this investment malarky, each time a throw and a Dart in to the FT I miss. However, I do some times stumble across a good investment.

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    Elrico

    6 March 2016, 14:15

    I nearly missed this gem of a post on ADVFN – AVN thread. This chaps seems to think Avanti comms sat BB will add real value to owners property.

    Nugacity 4 Mar’16 – 19:04 – 2123 of 2126

    www.satelliteinternet.co.uk/packages

    £265 set up fees looks pretty good to me. How much would that add to your property value? Several thousands perhaps?

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    Juicin Drumroll

    6 March 2016, 14:22

    ADVFN Resident Moron in Chief Nicky ‘Filthy Lucre’ Name comments on the news WTG are suing Robert Terry for expenses swindles. He’s expecting good things to come from it.

    Nicky Name 6 Mar’16 – 17:54 – 1343 of 1347 0 0

    allegations, nothing has been established in court

    another Oliver Shah hatchet job

    someone in WTG is leaking documents trying to do damage, this is the second document leaked, TW@t was provided with an employment tribunal claim

    reminds me of when a disgruntled employee ran a smear campaign against Helphire (Redde) a few years back, under the alias of a Bond villain.

    Didn’t do Helphire any harm in the LONG TERM. Its shares have multiplied 25 fold since.