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Okay the photo is from tree huggers but WTF is going on at Horse Hill. Men in whote protective suits arriving on the site and wandering around. Doing what exactly? Perhaps you'd like to suggest what the men in white coats are looking for at the Gatwick Gusher? Over to you. David Lenigas, Chris Oil, PR genius Steffi ( who works for both), anyone involved in Sefton, menacing PR hardman David Bick, Andrew Bell, shareholders in US Oil & Gas are all fair game. Do your worst in the comments section below. Deadline midnight Sunday
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Comments
Simon Hodges
I’m sorry but we’ve detected high levels of Lenigas on this site. Its a toxic element which really doesn’t smell right. It’s very hard to eliminate and its side effects can linger on for years after he’s left the board.
wildrides
Tom Whinny Froth arrives suited up in protection gear for a “kiss and make up” session with Del Boy Lemongas …………if all goes well then a mutual hand job may follow necessitating protection gear “ well you dont know where he has been” commented Whinny .
Duck and Dive
“Bring out your dead. Bring out your dead.”
Tom Winnifrith
A visitor to Horse Hill said that he was prepared to embrace both the principles as well as the PR bird of Mr Chris Oil
VINES
Avon calling!
(Avon & Co. Well Stimulation)
secretly owned by lenigas but in his pet goldfish’s name so non-beneficial interest, no need to disclose
El Capital
Are the men in white coats looking for chris oil?
wildrides
Whinny , Lemongas , oilly, The Aim Highwayman and Doc “on” Holiday had a reconciliation party in Chris Oils new extra large marble bath . Whinni drew the short straw on who was to clean the bath afterwards and is captured here on his way to perform said onerous duty .
Jason
Production has fallen so dramatically that a clean suit team has been brought in to detect any evidence of hydrocarbons.
wildrides
Whinny trying to make himself look whiter than white after taking adverts from Stanley Gibbons.
Hanging is Far Too Good for Them
(Radio instructions to suited man)
It’s easy, You pee down the hole on your left and oil comes up from the hole on your right then BBMs give us millions of pounds.
alcira16247
Appalling devastation! High contamination risk!
Yes! News breaking!
Environmental scientists seen trying to asses the damage, after Mr David Lenigas’s anus exploded following a 3D seismic study of his bowels!
Stop press! Sorry the last statement should read……a 2D seismic study!