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David Lenigas would like to let shareholders who have lost a fortune in LGO Energy, Inspirit, Afriag, Lenigas Cuba, Polemos, Doriemus, etc, etc that he shares their pain as we can show in the photo below.
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Simple Moving Avarice
David Lenigas pictured in his new yacht Rampy McRampface.
Chad_John
I couldn’t a-fjord a bigger one.
Halfback21
A rare picture of the only known vehicle to have been floated by Mr Lenigas that remains above water
Pauly Walnuts
Hahahahaha
Simple Moving Avarice wins the internet. Well done sir !!!
Nigel Somerville
DL: D’ja reckon I can swim to Panama from here, cobba?
THE CORNISHMAN
Luckily my ship floats higher than my stocks most of which are holed below the waterline
Tom Winnifrith
Shit we are 100% lost…I knew that navigating using charts from Zak Mir would not end well
Drunken Sailor
Yusuf I have got the fast boat just need the fags delivered at nightfall ready to make the smuggling run. They will be looking out for Afriag trucks so this will really fool them and we won’t get caught yet again.
Simon Hodges
David Lenigas gives shareholders in his companies a brief glimpse of the dilution to come. “Business is easy – just add water”
THE CORNISHMAN
is David’s ship called “Endless dilution”
Tommy Knoker
High speed getaway. Captian Lenigas, sought for Piracy on the ‘AIM’ seas!
Tom Winnifrith
This is the Titanic, please fuck off we are in enough trouble already without you coming on board as our new captain to “rescue us” please stay away Mr Lenigas
Tom Winnifrith
Is that SS Afren & SS Petroceltic? This is SS LGO Energy, you seem to know what you are doing, you lead we’ll follow, we’e right behind you
Tom Winnifrith
“I know I thought it was 100 foot” purred PR genius Steffi to Big Dave as he steered his latest vehicle straight towards the rocks, “but as I told you before, size really doesn't matter”
alcira16247
Captain Lenigas aka “NoDustaDave” is photographed here fleeing Cuba, after the Castro brothers discover how they have been duped into paying over the odds for Leni Gas Cuba shares!
THE CORNISHMAN
David muses why does Tom Winnifrith say that I don’t share the pain with shareholders in my companies I know their shares have shrunk in size but so has my boat
rigsby
With the breeze blowing through my strand of hair, this makes me feel fantastic! Infact in this yacht i feel like Simon Lebon in his Rio video (he breaks out into his version of Rio) MY NAME IS DAVO AND I’M LAUGHING AT THE MUGS..THEY FUND MY LIFESTYLE, AND IT SURE DOES FEEL GOOD, YEAHHHH (then he quickly switches into his version of Duran’s “wild boys”) WILD DAVE WILD DAVE, NEVER CLOSE HIS EYES.. COS WILD DAVE ALWAYS..SHINESSSSS!!
mhin
`Aye, Aye Cap’n full froth and steam ahead’
Tom Winnifrith
As his new 36 foot yacht grinds to a halt Captain Lenigas demands to know why the engine needs actual oil rather than just paid for studies from Nutech to keep working
mhin
`Quick, Quick…Toms behind’ said David
`Watch out for the rocks’ the seagulls screeched
mhin
`my lifes desire is to have as many shares as there are drops in an ocean’
rigsby
“Sir we have strong belief that this Yacht is being weighed down by extreme weight, so our guestimate is that you have 50 migrants on board?”
“You cheeky b*stards! It’s just me on board with an hell of a lot of bullshit”
VINES
shareholders should be allowed a go seeing as they paid for it
as a loss-making LGO shareholder i demand a five minute go
Stuart Kaplan
About the only thing related to Lenigas you should touch with a bargepole.
Steffi the TR1 Queen©
Following the total flop of his Jimmy Savile tribute act in Havana (see previous caption competition), Dave heads swiftly off to his mates in Mexico to see if the show will go down better there or if it’s best forgotten after all.
Tom Winnifrith
Sitting on his imaginary 36 foot yacht Chris Oil tweeted “ with my profits from Sefton I have just bought another five sports cars in Dubai”
PR Genius Steffi Retweeted quickly before emailing "Chris, Mr Big Boy, here is my latest invoice for services, handsome"Bob the Brush
True to form it was rumored to be bigger than it actually is but at least he has launched one thing that has stayed afloat despite him going on board. When not asked for comment DL tweeted ‘I see the drunk blogger says this will go under, not while I am at the helm!’.
Moving away from talking about Lenigas Cuba, oh look. a boat.
Mr Wonderful
“come in number 9, your time is up”
SHOW ME THE CASH
“Hey Jabba, it’s good of you to invite Solo Oil investors to waterski behind the boat”
“Well Neil, you obviously don’t know how we go shark fishing where I come from”
SHOW ME THE CASH
“Nice boat Jabba, is it true she burns 50 gallons per hour?”
“Yes Stephen, that’s the same as the flow rate from Horse Hill, right?”
BobbyChariot
When asked if he was worried about the release of the Panama Papers Mr Sir Jabbagas (Australian Prisoner No. 9651451935493) said he was not. However when asked what would happen if the Trinidad Toilet Papers ever got released he started sweating profusely and sped away in his 32ft second hand dinghy.
SHOW ME THE CASH
“Yeah babe, this is my 36 foot yacht – did I tell you I was in oil?“Oil? You’d have to be just to get in to your clothes – you fat Jabba”
wildrides
Del Boy Lemongas :- “ and here my friends is my fine 36 ft vessel , living proof of the inaccuracy of WHINNI MATHS yet again ……… no wonder the FCA just brush off his calculations “
Tom Winnifrith
wildes although you are predictably sucking up to your hero Del Boy & bashing me it is good to see you back – was worried that following Del had left you unable to pay internet bill
t
wildrides
The Greek Islands “news paper and mail” delivery boat speeds between the Greek Islands to deposit a hotly awaited addition of the “Greek Times” to all islands residents . The paper headline reads “ Tom Winny Froth, our own adopted finest Hypocrite, has sired a child with his dear long suffering Teacher wife . Two years of twice a day wanking obviously got Toms old chap downstairs into prime fitness for the task and we thus offer most sincere congratulations to the happy couple and also commiserations to Teachers , Female newsreaders, UK Doctors , and socialists world wide if infact the eagerly awaited off spring turns out to be more like a chip off the dad than a chip off the mum “ “ Fraudsters everywhere should start quaking …..an understudy and apprentice is on the way ! “
SHOW ME THE CASH
“Land Ahoy! – and dinner’s on me” cheered Jabba
“…hmmm, better make that Placing Ahoy!”
(again)
Steffi the TR1 Queen©
With Elton and his missus (what does one call a knight’s husband?) taken up with marital fidelity issues, Dave races to be the first of the Jermyn Street Crew to pick up their beautiful children and whisk them off for a weekend the three of them will never be allowed to forget.