Bulletin Board Moron of the week contest sponsored by Ben Turney & Zak Mir

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   CPPH

   26 April 2016, 06:11

   This is a belter!

   gatto
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   Silver lining to this.Today 12:05
   This could be a fantastic opportunity to buy a huge chunk of stock around 0.2-0.3p. The upside from that level would be astronomical. Say you have 1 million at an average of 1p, then buy another 5 million at say 0.3p, that gives you an average of 0.4166. That isn’t bad at all, and still gives you the same upside as before, just from a lower base. So my plan will be just to add a fair few million on trading resumption, bringing my average down to 0.35-0.4p, then nothing has really changed. If the placing had been done at 0.7p, my plan was the same. It’s not that bad, just a very bad reaction from investors here. Use your noddles, and we all still have the potential to make the same big profits we were hoping for before. The boards reputation is now a bit tarnished, but in fairness, they are oil men, and weren’t ready for the city vultures to do them over. We will be fine, just got to average down straight away and keep the faith!!!

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   Juicin Drumroll

   26 April 2016, 06:55

   TW,

   Not much point in having these competitions if you can’t be arsed to pick a winner at the end of it. Your last 2 competitions await a winner being named.

   http://www.shareprophets.com/views/19990/bulletin-board-moron-of-the-week-11-16-in-honour-of-charlatan-and-snake-oil-salesman-darren-winters

   http://www.shareprophets.com/views/20110/caption-contest-of-the-week-the-people-s-assembl-edition

   TW Note. JD you are not correct. We named a winner in capution contest yesterday. Will look at the other one later but pretty sure we named a winner there too

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   Olga.corbett

   26 April 2016, 07:50

   Whitelow a.k.a Doc Holiday posted on twitter on 21st April. “#ADL I’ve no idea what all the fuss has been about, see you all very soon where we intend on building an O&G company” What a roaster! Defo BB Moron.

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   Olga.corbett

   26 April 2016, 08:17

   Spoilt for choice. blanklook
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   View Thread (2)RE: ADLToday 09:45I’ll be more than happy if it is just a rumour, and no substance to it whatsoever.

   Initially, I heard we would relist around 0.8-1p going back about a month ago and I was bursting with excitement and anticipation. Then about a week ago I heard it was around 0.6p, and now even lower.

   The silver lining is that we are now fully funded whatever price we relist at ;-)

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   FMX_Gr

   26 April 2016, 08:50

   For sheer idiocy + volume of utter shite on adl, it has to be the imbecilic Doc Holiday. Read his reply to another BBMoron on adl

   Doc Holiday
   ‏@DDS_DocHoliday
   @ChrisyShields mate it’s gonna be a cracker jack, but best we let them iron things out before we see the smart crease down the arm

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   Simple Moving Avarice

   27 April 2016, 07:45

   I nominate Chris Cleverly of AFPO for his third reason to Justin in answer to the question “why should someone put you on their watchlist?” on his recent podcast:

   With the situation now occurring across southern Africa with a lot of companies involved in the fertilizer industry exposed far more than we are to liabilities and to stock that they put in there is a lot of opportunity for this company and not just in that but also in leveraging its relationship with COMESA to look at how we can create much much more value in the area and potentially dominate.

   I have no idea what this means. Is he saying thank goodness we have hardly managed to deliver any fertilizer at all? Presumably the less fertilizer you deliver the easier it is to dominate.

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   Juicin Drumroll

   27 April 2016, 08:50

   ADVFN’s IMTK thread where the mugs are getting their gussets wet at the prospect of a Rob Terry running the show.

   TW, do you sometimes feel like you are just wasting your time?

   gimmetheloot 27 Apr’16 – 14:29 – 444 of 444 0 0

   Rob Terry did pretty well with Quindell. It’s the result that matters.

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   Filthy Lucre

   27 April 2016, 15:57

   Tom Juicin Drumroll Tom Juicin Drumroll
   Do you never tire of talking to yourself?

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   Laughing chevalier

   27 April 2016, 16:07

   Tom this has got to be the WINNER!!!!!! Can’t stop laughing, it’s freaking side-splitting. No wonder Whitby has got away with rogering mug punters if this is the quality of them.

   It’s in response to the Andalas energy rogering of a placing today.

   Claws75
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   My brains not workingToday 17:42How does the issue of 2,448,138,803 share placed at 0.2p add up to 2.6 million pound ?

   I get £489,627.76p

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    zeronegative

    28 April 2016, 15:09

    More shite from the resident loony on the WRN LSE board – Yes its “PhiloBeddoe” – by far the dumbest poster on the LSE by a mile. I wonder who pays him to post??????? Still no mention from this fuckwit on how WRN are paying for all of the deals.

    “Vimeo : “Top performing share 2014 … up 2650%” … “the best is yet to come”… which may suggest WRN expect that % increase to be topped this time around … based on suspended SP of £0.87 :

    £0.87 + 1000% = £9.57 per share
    £0.87 + 1500% = £13.92 per share
    £0.87 + 2000% = £18.27 per share
    £0.87 + 2650% = £23.93 per share
    £0.87 + 3000% = £26.97 per share
    £0.87 + 4000% = £35.67 per share
    £0.87 + 5000% = £44.37 per share
    £0.87 + 6000% = £53.07 per share

    Reasons to suspect resumption with a large number of deals :

    1. WRN has previously announced 10 deals/$2Billion NAV. Unlike CPS, no RNS has ever been issued to say any deals had fallen through.

    2. Even if deals had fallen through, we successfully negotiated $2B worth of deals before and we’d have no difficulty doing so again, if necessary.

    3. It was the original 10 deals that triggered the RTO that led to the decision to merge with NUNA. It would appear the size and number of deals remains on a scale that continues to trigger an RTO, hence the ongoing intention to merge with Nuna.

    4. The intention is to resume trading a diversified global conglomerate with multiple assets across a broad range of sectors – property, natural resources, litigation, manufacturing, consumer goods, technology..

    Based on £5 NAV per share/$2 Billion NAV :
    £1300m NAV ÷ £5 NPS = approx 260m shares (fully diluted)

    Q&A : “What does NAV per share on a fully diluted basis mean”?
    “ It means the net asset value of the company divided by the number of shares in issue and assuming that all warrants, options and loan stock had been exercised or converted into shares, even though such warrants, options and loan stock will not have been exercised or converted at the time”

    Q&A : “When we relist, how many shares in issue do we intend to have”? “ This will have to await publication of the prospectus, but we intend to ensure that shares issued in relation to the transactions, have the appropriate lock-in arrangements”.

    It would appear we will most likely resume trading with significantly less shares in issue than our fully diluted position. Couple that with the likely large number of deals, potentially huge NAV, multiple listings and huge interest and anything up to +5000% profit (or more) could be possible Year 1”

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    MrMoto

    28 April 2016, 15:22

    Zeronegative, was just about to post that! I wonder whether GOLDMAGICAL will sign his divorce document with

    Blew all the savings on WRN stock
    GOLD

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    zeronegative

    29 April 2016, 00:57

    The LSE WRN thread has gone mental last few days for what???? Because NUNA may raise a £200,000+.

    But according to the loonies WRN is now worth £1.3 billion having completed 10 mega deals with no-one finding out, not raising any new money, not issuing shares and all the companies its bought not informing anyone.either, including their own shareholders.

    PhiloBeddoe (or is it Robbajob) – why don’t you stop the cut and paste routune, contact WRN and get their list of deals they have completed, post that and get some credibility.

    I think the whole WRN board should win for having the biggest bunch of small private investors who are buying stocks and playing the markets without having a clue what they are doing.

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    Juicin Drumroll

    29 April 2016, 09:23

    More in a long line of abject fucking stupidity from Nicky Name, known on this forum as Filthy Lucre. This is what passes for research for this moron.

    ADVFN, REDD

    Nicky Name – 29 Apr 2016 – 14:37:30 – 2220 of 2223

    if it’s good enough for Fidelity and Woodford Investment Management, then it’s good enough for me

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    Thomas Hurd

    29 April 2016, 11:24

    ZOO DIGITAL TO BE TAKEN OVER BY APPLE!? (ADVFN: ZOO).

    Reality: GP down to 73%, turnover down to $3.64m, loss about $1.5m (EBITDA -$0.7m). Net current assets before interims: MINUS $0.79m, $0.7m loss, $0.5m fundraise.

    philjeans 22 Apr’16 – 12:02 – 1361 of 1425 0 0

    I think it quite likely that Apple will come along with a knock-out cash bid – say £20 -30M – if it’s all as good as it seems. So no worries about about a tiddly bit of debt!

    Bond holders want 48p per share – and that’s a given – so I think we’ll get a lot more than that.

    ff2345 22 Apr’16 – 12:13 – 1362 of 1425 0 0

    I like your thinking phil. Hope it happens!!

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    Wowsers

    2 May 2016, 07:48

    Wow, crazy stuff from a deranged woman

    Posted on the 88e board just now by HAPPYBLUEDAYS

    the problem is I want to sell my house, to put some more in. I’ve given him a very good proposition but he just ignores me! So, I’m going to sell it regardless! Also, previously from Yorkshire, and my brother lives in West Yorkshire, I was in East Yorkshire, not far from Hu11 who posts here!!!