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Hayley Whittaker - a Cloudtag moron who says she's more educated then (sic) Tom Winnifrith

By Tom Winnifrith | Sunday 11 December 2016


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These Cloudtag (CTAG) morons really are a hoot. They get onto the Bulletin Boards and then onto twitter and start spamming me. And they spam me with such junk. Meet Hayley Whittaker a payroll assistant at Lookers who tweets as Hayleigh234 and was spamming last night with gems such as:

Hayleigh ‏@Hayleigh234 23h23 hours ago Why can @TomWinnifrith bird multitask? She can fuck him and still keep her dinner down #ctag

Er, call me naive, but I am not sure what that means in English but as of now 22 Cloudtag owning morons have liked that tweet and five have retweeted it. The banter went on and it was clear that I was dealing with an intellectual heavyweight.

I, being a gentlemen, replied to her kind offer "fuck me" in the negative, and would do so even if Hayley lost a few pounds, but Hayley continued, as you can see, with a tweet about how she is more educated than me.

I assume pizza boy is her way of saying " a man who bought a loss making Italian restaurant, turned it around and sold it at a profit." So why is Hayleigh more educated than me? My degree is from Oxford in PPE. Admittedly only a Desmond Class so maybe she got a 2:1 or even a Geoff from Cambridge?

Over to her Linkedin page which has a pic of Hayley/Hayleigh just like those on her twitter account and also boasts of her work for the same charity which she backs on twitter. Indeed Hayley has a qualification: a diploma in Media Studies from Pendleton College which, I gather is now part of Salford City college but used to be a sixth form college when it was Ms Whittaker's alma mater.

Maybe we might compare her 5 GCSEs (4Cs and a B) with my 11 O & OA levels (9 As, 1B & 1 C) or my 4 A Levels ( 2As 2Bs). Even in this post fact world I suggest that Miss Whittaker's education is just not quite as good as mine.

 

At this point Cloudtag's most homophic backer Greg Brittan weighed in and I bowed out

 

 


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