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Are these folks certifiably insane or is this parody? You really just do not know these days but this post has it all: a blinding faith in Rob Terry, total lack of historic knowledge, ludicrous bid story, technical analysis, total innumeracy and the Harriet Green to be CEO story. Could this be the most brainless Bulletin Board Moron yet or is just an attempt at humour. Given how many loons here are out there I suspect the former and Jerry2Toes is the Bulletin Board Moron of the day. From the ADVFN Asylum I bring you:
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Jane
That is undoubtedly the POST OF THE YEAR!
Bobby Chariot
This is what ‘care in the community’ is all about.
J P Spaghetti
C’mon – surely it’s parody! The name suggests it (unless he / she / it forgot to wear steel capped). Anyway, hope your nerves are holding out Bobby- Jags haven’t been the same since they were subsumed by Tata have they?
Tim Linacre
Tom- get a life. It is clearly parody, and shows a sense of humour.
Jeremy Birchall
Just spotted this when I was browsing, oh dear what a shame!
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Today 18:27
Hi all , I have been reading this forum for a couple of weeks now and wish I could make some sense of it. I am a genuine investor I’m not wildly rich but am looking to better the measly interest rates offered on my savings. I was invested in Lloyds for over a year but only just managed to better my savings rate over that time. I thought about dipping a toe in Quindell when it dropped to 41.5p but bottled it then it doubled in value. I decided to have a cautious punt when it dropped back to 61p and was in profit almost straight away. I resisted the impulse to cut and run and am now a little behind where I started but I’ve been there with lloyds too ! I live in hope that this share will take off but if it doesn’t I won’t be living on the streets just a little older a a lot wiser Good luck to us all and hopefully the upcoming results will be positive
Terry's All Sold
Meine geschätzten Kollegen,
Mit zanks to zis board, ze Institut of Delusional Issues in Württemberg recently became aware of zee doppelganger board known as LSE (QPP). In our naivety we had thought it had sumzing to do mit ze the London Stock Exchange. More fools us! How we laffed. Ja! Vee do haff eine sense of humours, after all! Anyway, we haff now completed ze implantation of electrodes in ze subjects as directed unt can now present our preliminary findings entitled: Inside the Mind of the Typical Long Suffering QPP ‘Investor’, as follows, verbatim:-
What’s the weather like today? Bloody hell, it’s grey. Raining. Cold. Not good…Filtered!
Needlessly big QPP shaped hole in bank account?…Most definitely filtered!
Damned pestilential conspiratorial derampers, trolls, cynical shorters, diabolical American hedge funds, city bigwigs, so-called analysts, in fact the whole bastard stock market generally…All filtered, the whole stinking lot of you!
Come to that, anyone who disagrees with me…Filtered!
See the share price getting hammered again…Filtered, I said!!!
California or New York? Can’t decide…Anywhere’s got to be better than god-awful Watford, come to that… GLA Genuine QPP investors and QPPSAG Meine Kleine Fu…
Phew… That’s better. Doesn’t hurt so much now… Definitely feeling a bit calmer… Just for now though, know that much. Been here before. Up today. Short squeeze. Bear breath, pull, push, what the hell does this stuff all mean? Cash positive, cash positive, cash positive, repeat, repeat, sounds nice…
What? What’s that you said, Missus? Just exactly how many bloody times have I told you not to interrupt me when I’m typing important stuff! No, I DO NOT want any stinking bloody pizza! Not now, and not ever againr! Do I want a blasted cup of coffee? Well…FILTERED!!!
(Editor’s note: unfortunately transcript becomes unintelligible beyond this point).