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Stobart Group – Placing (as predicted) at 40p to raise £100m and FY results at no-one-is-watching o’clock

Last time I wrote about former Woodford favourite Stobart Group (STOB), on April 6th, I predicted a placing…..and so it came to pass that on Thursday night it did indeed pass the hat around – time for an Ouzo, methinks! And the discount? Well, the stock closed Thursday (at 4.30pm) at 69.2p, having traded as high as 74.1p and the bookbuilding exercise was announced at seven minutes past six in the evening. On the closing price, the discount was a whopping 42%. Ouch.

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88E
88E

The 88 Energy Rampathon - it is 'avin' a bubble

Another day and another ramptastic RNS emerges from the Icewine jam tomorrow factory owned by 88 Energy (88E). What we really want to see, of course, is the quarterly report for the three months to September 30th showing just how much of the June 30th net cash of A$20.3 million has been spunked away to money heaven. The answer to that will explian today's ramping.

TRT
TRT

Trying to make sense of Transense

Shares in AIM-listed Transense Technologies (TRT) are up heavily on the back of a positive-looking trading statement and news of a licence agreement with NYSE giant General Electric (GE). But is the news all it is cracked up to be?

NorthWest Investment Group – FY15 numbers from the Filthy 40 Investment company which doesn’t invest

I kid you not: this company has been on the Casino since joining in June 2010 as an investment company with assets of about £3 million and has never invested a cent. Yesterday, ShareProphets AIM-China Filthy Forty company Northwest Investment Group (NWIG) released results for calendar FY15: it still hasn’t invested a cent. But the money is disappearing.

FRAUD EXPOSE: MoneySwap and PCG Entertainment – a look back in history at the former chairman and his brother. All to play for as the second half really gets going….

Mr Kung Min Lin served as Chairman of Filthy 40 MoneySwap (SWAP) and PCG Entertainment (PCGE). But before that he served as Exec Director of AIM investing company Sportswinbet (SWB) from the 2005 IPO, which went on to become Power Capital Global (PCGB) with Mr Lin as Chairman. You can follow the progress of the first incarnation HERE. But we’re back from the break and with what's left of the £3 million raised in 2005 it’s now time for the second half: Mr Kung Min Lin’s brother comes to the fore.

CNR
CNR

A Condor Gold Bulletin Board Moron claims Tom Winnifrith has awesome powers – I’m flattered

Over on the ADVFN Asylum, Condor Gold (CNR) Thread the poor saps are wondering where their money has gone. Of course …it is all my fault that the shares have cratered from 200p to 51p sending £70 million to money heaven.

TYM
TYM

Change of broker on the AIM Casino means Placing Ahoy – ref Tertiary Minerals and others

I do not wish to make this about Tertiary Minerals (TYM) on its own as that will prompt Malcolm Stacey and Comrade Wildrides to issue a fatwa against me. But it rather illustrates a point about just how the AIM Casino works. 

KLG
KLG

Kalimantan – and the Placing they didn’t tell you about: More shite from a POS on the AIM casino

Kalimantan Gold (KLG) has been a perennial jam tomorrow POS stock on the AIM Casino. Directors fees all round. Advisors fees all round. Placing after placing after frigging placing as it hypes up one target, raises cash, moves the goalposts and them raises cash again. All the time it is private investors who get screwed. Let me tell you about the placing it failed to do earlier this week.

TMZ
TMZ

Toumaz – Crazy Valuation & the REAL Metrics are dire

Toumaz (TMZ) has all the markings of the sort of stock that should be in the Bulletin Board Moron nightmare portfolio as explained HERE earlier and, indeed, it seems to have a diehard band of BB Moron enthusiasts. Results today are dismal and the cash is running out. Yet at just under 6p the valuation is £95 million. Crackers.

Phorm – why won’t you tell the truth about Brazil – you crony capitalist bastards?

As I have noted before Phorm is now weeks (3 weeks I make it) from going tits up having sent $340 million of OTHER PEOPLE’s MONEY to money heaven and blown £10 million since March alone. As it tries to raise fresh equity it is still lying to investors about what went wrong in Brazil and Romania and City firms Mirabaud and Strand Hanson are complicit in this.  Yes I used the word lying. Will Phorm please sue me I want to see you in court? You are liars. Liars. Pants on fire. Geddit? And Mirabaud, long term broker to Phorm you appear not to give a flying fuck about integrity as long as you get your commission. How do you sleep at night you greedy and unpleasant dirtbags? Any PLC retaining Mirabaud as its broker or Nomad should be aware that it is in bed with a disease ridden hooker.

AVN
AVN

Avanti – The Profits warning does not stack up

Naturally I am delighted to see bombastic uber-Welsh Avanti Communications (AVN) boss David Williams have to eat humble pie and serve up a profits warning on Friday. But what the statement says and what it does not say is just terribly confusing. I start on June 13th when Avanti stated:

BGO
BGO

Bango is your record the most shocking on AIM and when is the cash call?

Does Bango (BGO) deserve some sort of award for its record for not making profits? The company was established in 1999, floated on the AIM Cesspit in 2005 and is still not actually making a profit? To date investors have lapped up its jam tomorrow story of enabling folks to make payments via apps, etc. and circa £25 million has gone to money heaven. But surely as yet another cash call looms this farce cannot pay on forever?

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