Keyword results: ramptastic

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Catenae Innovation – Is This a Related Party (Revenue-Free) Transaction or Not?

AIM-listed Catenae Innovation (CTEA), which is almost revenue-free and surely heading for a Christmas cash-crunch, has announced a “Data Visualisation Oder” from SaxaVord UK Spaceport at a satellite ground station in the Shetland Islands. Good news…..or not, for we are told that revenues created from the order are not significant. So another revenue-free project, then!

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CDL

Cloudbreak Discovery (nee Imperial X) – latest Ramparoonie Flops as Gravity Asserts

Imperial X listed on the sub-Standard List back on June 3rd at 3p per share. The shares quickly rushed up to 5.5p but the share price chart shows a ski-slope ever since, despite a series of ramptastic announcements and a name-change to Cloudbreak Discovery (CDL). This morning we have another ramparoonie……

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Sub-Standard Listed Cloudbreak Discovery (formerly Imperial X): More Ramptastic News, so why the 12% Share Price Decline?

New-boy to the London Stock Exchange’s (sub-)Standard List, Cloudbreak Discovery (CDL), which listed as Imperial X – such was the hurry to get the IPO away, has announced yet more ramptastic news. This time it is investee Imperial Helium which the company is banging the drum about, as commercial field operations have commenced. So why are the shares off by 12% at 2.85p – now below the IPO price?

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CyanConnode – shares up 15% on “Director dealing” announcement, a very significant share purchase then?

“Director dealing”-titled announcement from wireless communication technology company CyanConnode (CYAN) today – and the shares currently at 9p, more than 15% higher. A very significant share purchase from a director then?…

MOS
MOS

Mobile Streams – announcements to really be “delighted” & “pleased” with?

Two “pleased” to announce and one “delighted to announce” update(s) from Mobile Streams (MOS) today… and the shares currently at 0.24p, 11% lower! So, what’s going on?…

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EXPLOSIVE SHAM EXPOSED: Catenae – Never Mind Father Christmas, what about TwoBob?

Having been through this morning’s ramptastic announcement from AIM-listed Catenae (CTEA) and its joint venture with BHA Medical now known as Synovate Global Ltd, I thought I should take a quick trip to Companies House to have a butchers’ at Synovate.

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SHG
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Shanta Gold and Ariana – Director Selling…..should you follow suit?

I see that NED Robin Fryer at AIM-listed Shanta Gold (SHG) has dumped his entire holding of the company’s stock. And CEO of Ariana Resources has been cashing in on options – and selling. Should we read either as a cue to follow suit and sell?

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Tern – More Questions than Answers from its Portfolio Update….and it is Placing Ahoy!

I wonder if AIM-listed jam-tomorrow investment company Tern plc (TERN) is already working on a placing, for this morning’s ramptastic Portfolio Update offered as the market celebrates the vaccine news from Pfizer saw the shares come off 7% to 9.5p before a partial recovery. Are placees already selling, or has the market seen through the promise of yet more jam tomorrow?  But one thing is for certain: Tern needs more cash pronto.

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URU – Environmental Impact Assessment “progress”. What progress?

AIM-listed John Zorbas vehicle URU Metals (URU) – the one described by Cynical Bear as being happier mining its own shareholders than anything in the ground – has updated on its Environmental Impact Assessment (EIA) at the Zebediela Project in South Africa. Bear in mind that it announced in April that it planned to spend £250,000 it hadn’t got on this back in April.

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Catenae Innovation – more ramptastic nonsense: SELL

Yesterday we saw AIM-listed Catenae Innovation (CTEA) try to dress up paying for a marketing deal in shares as a good thing when surely the truth of it was that it was out of cash, and worse still the grateful recipient of the shares has to wait for the AGM for approval of increase in headroom. In other words, Catenae is out of cash and out of share-issuance headroom. This morning we were offered a Business Update…

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Tern – Ramptastic Rollocks!

AIM-listed jam-tomorrow, sometime, never investment company Tern (TERN) has announced a contract for principal investee Device Authority. Whoopiedoo – bring out the champagne…….or not.

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Tern – more cash to Wyld as a ramptastic deal is announced: when’s the placing?

AIM-listed monstrously overvalued jam-tomorrow investment company Tern plc (TERN) has announced a deal for its investee Wyld Networks, and the conversion of a cash loan into Convertible Loan Notes. Well, woopiedoo – but I suggest Wyld’s deal looks a bit questionable, and the loan conversion tells us that Tern has handed over another £250,000 from its depleted coffers to its cash-guzzling investee.

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TRX

Tissue Regenix – “New collaboration” announcement from this Woodford pick ramptastic?...

An announcement from ‘regenerative medicine medical devices company’ Tissue Regenix (TRX) – and the shares currently above 1p, more than 55% higher. Though “New collaboration with leading healthcare company” ramptastic?...

Microsaic Systems – “Global collaboration agreement” ramptastic, cash burn concerns?

Previously writing on developer of mass spectrometry instruments Microsaic Systems (MSYS) it was with the company arguing “encouraged with the progress made in the first half” but the shares down to 1.15p. They have since fallen further and today a “Global collaboration agreement with Axcend Corp”

Accesso Technology – argues “Positive momentum with renewals and new contracts”… but it just ramptastic?…

“Positive momentum with renewals and new contracts” announcement from Accesso Technology (ACSO) – and the shares in response currently approaching 12% higher, towards 500p…

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Red Flags at Night: Catenae Innovation offers up another profit warning at 5.02pm Friday after ramptastic effort Thursday– SELL!

Catenae Innovation (CTEA) snuck out another profit warning on Friday at 5.02pm – truly no-one-is-watching o’clock, telling the market that its trading performance continues to be below management expectations as notified on 11 September and its financial position remains weak. Oh dear, of dear – things aren’t getting any better for the former Milestone Group (MSG) showing once again that Warren Buffett’s adage that when a bad company meets good (or only slightly better) management, it is the reputation for the former which prevails.

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CMH

Chamberlin – do contract awards justify the current approaching 90% share price rise?

Shares in specialist castings and engineering group, Chamberlin (CMH) are currently approaching 90% higher on the day, at more than 40p, on the back of two “Contract award” announcements…

CNS
CNS

Corero – “pleased to announce new customer orders”… but what about still a required, material fund raise?!

An “Over $1.0 million of customer orders secured” announcement from Corero Network Security (CNS) – and the shares have responded currently approaching 10% higher. So what’s the detail?...

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RBD
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EXCLUSIVE: Reabold – Winnileaks strikes again, up to £30 million placing set to be announced 8 October

Thanks to the Winnileaks service I have in my possession the presentation Reabold Resources (RBD) is serving up as it endeavours to raise up to £30 million. I gather it is tough going. The deal will come as a shock to joint brokers Turner Pope and Whitman Howard as it is Stifel Europe that is acting as broker. The presentation says the deal will be announced October 8. Ho Ho.

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OSI

Osirium Technologies – why a lacklustre response to a “Substantial contract win” it’s “delighted” with?...

Osirium Technologies (OSI) is “delighted” with “a significant contract win with a major UK provider of software and IT services to the public sector. The contract represents a substantial expansion by this customer”. The shares are though currently back at 45.5p. Hmmm…

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PHC

Plant Health Care – “delighted”… but it’s an RNS Reach again & market seeing through it this time?

Last month a “Progress with PREtec field trials in Brazil” announcement from Plant Health Care (PHC) saw the shares soar towards 9p. They had since slid back to 7.5p – and today a “Pilot production of PREtec peptides” announcement…

Location Sciences – following questioning if “expansion of the US team and increased investment in business development” will mitigate…

Location Sciences Group (LSAI) has followed “extremely pleased” with the appointment of Michael Iantosca to its advisory panel with “together with Blis, we are taking the lead globally in terms of bringing transparency to location data”. Oooh – global lead, hey…

Live Company – after prior attempted positive ‘news’, now argues “partnership represents a significant opportunity”…

Live Company Group (LVCG) Chairman David Ciclitira is “very excited to have established a long term partnership with Imagine Exhibitions, one of the world's leading creators and producers of touring shows exhibited globally. This partnership is a fantastic opportunity for both the company and Imagine Exhibitions to showcase our wide range of BRICKLIVE touring shows and bring the BRICKLIVE experience to venues in America”. Sounds promising…

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PHC

Plant Health Care – shares soar on ‘extremely encouraging’ field trial results… but beware, it’s an RNS Reach…

Plant Health Care (PHC) “is pleased to provide” an update on field trials of its PREtec peptide PHC279 for the control of Asian Soybean Rust in Brazil – and the shares have responded currently more than 50% higher, towards 9p…

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Haydale – when a trading update doesn’t update anything: Still a SELL

I’ve been a bear of AIM-listed Haydale (HAYD) all the way down from 120p, and saying sell at 78p, to today’s miserable 1.775p but this morning’s trading statement gives me no reason to change my stance. I may have closed out in my five slam-dunk sells for this year but even then I warned that  I would still be inclined to sell and I certainly wouldn’t buy here. Well, we’ve had a trading statement this morning – more remarkable for what it does not say rather than what it does, and that is never a good sign.

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PCI-PAL – “Extends Global Cloud Beyond UK & US”; a conveniently timed announcement?

Shares in “secure payments provider” PCI-PAL (PCIP) are currently more than 5% higher today, above 20p, on the back of an announcement; “PCI Pal Extends Global Cloud Beyond UK & US”

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Westminster – a French farce of an acquisition by fatso Baldry and accounting mayhem

On 29 January 2019 Westminster Group (WSG) the dog chaired by ex Tory MP Tony “fatso” Baldry of 3DM infamy issued a ramptastic trading statement to ramp its shares up to 12p allowing it to do a bailout, keep the lights on, placing at 10p a few days later. Now, as it prepares for its next bailout placing we have more grim news marking the company out as utterly uninvestable. First the mess of its accounts.

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Inspirit – finally gets around to confirming our scoop of last week with a load of tosh

AIM-listed POS Inspirit Energy (INSP) has finally woken from its slumbers and confirmed our scoop of over a week ago, that it has vacated its factory. Apparently it is in the process of moving its facility  to Poland. Well it might be in process but it seems to be taking a long time for last week we know that its Sheffield factory had already been vacated and leased to a new tenant. And then there is the strategic review…..

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Brave Bison – update as shares a further 6.5% higher on RNS Reach announcement!

Brave Bison (BBSN) is “delighted” with a deal with The PGA Tour to “include YouTube channel management, digital rights management, and content strategy development”… and the shares have currently responded a further 6.5% higher, to 3.3p…

TRT
TRT

Transense Technologies – “Significant iTrack Order” & “very substantial” sales… Or ramptastic?

Not just an iTrack order, but a “Significant iTrack Order” emphasised by Transense Technologies (TRT) earlier this week – and the shares now up from a last week close of 52.55p to almost 70p. However, I previously wrote “GE Aviation Contract Win” announcement sparks shares… but reasons for caution?

CloudCall – following Tom’s Bearcast of an AIM CEO guide to misleading about a placing…

A 15th January “Trading Statement” announcement from CloudCall Group (CALL), included “available cash reserves of £2.75m… Cash reserves decreased by approximately £1.5m in H2 2018, compared to £2.5m in H1 2018, and the company is already well advanced in preparations for its 2018 R&D tax credit claim which is expected to bring in an additional £0.75m in mid-2019” and “following its equity fundraise completed in November 2017, 2018 has seen the company make significant investments… as with most SaaS businesses, there is always a lag between making these investments and the resulting revenue growth, so I am delighted that we are now starting to see tangible acceleration in customer orders and user growth”. No need for more funds imminently then?... Now “Placing”!...

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DSG

Dillistone – “Major Contract Award & GatedTalent Update”; Ramptastic?

I cautioned on shares in recruitment software and services group Dillistone (DSG) as they fell towards 70p in 2017 and have done so numerous times since. They’d fallen to 42.5p recently, but are currently more than 20% higher, back above 50p, on the back of a “Major Contract Award & GatedTalent Update” announcement…

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JAY

Another month passes & yet still no BlueJay Mining Offtake deal ... placing beckons

It is becoming like groundhog day at BlueJay Mining (JAY) and the oft trailed "offtake agreement" that never materialises... Originally touted in early 2017, nearly 2 years later and despite much promotion by disgraced share promoter Michael Walters and John Meyer, the shameless head of research at scumbag Nomad SP Angel,  there seems little sign of one for BlueJay's investors.  

MOS
MOS

Mobile Streams – partnership with Reliance Jio ‘delight’, but financials?...

Mobile Streams (MOS) is “delighted to be partnering with the world's fastest growing telecom company, Reliance Jio… India's largest 4G network”. However, it’s an RNS Reach announcement…

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MOS

Mobile Streams – ramptastic user number RNS Reach. Hmmm, why now I wonder?

“MOS welcome the 6 millionth user”-titled announcement from Mobile Streams (MOS) sounds ramptastic… and it’s an RNS Reach (“non-regulatory news releases such as marketing messages, corporate and product information”). Alarm bells ringing…

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VRS

Versarien – another “collaboration agreement”… but are we ever going to get any results?

Versarien (VRS), “the advanced materials engineering group, is pleased to announce that it has signed a collaboration agreement with Advanced Insulation Limited”. Any financials with this one? And any update on how other collaborations are coming along, Neill?...

Haydale – gets a grant, shares race ahead 21%. A good opportunity to get out!

AIM-listed Haydale (HAYD) has announced that it has got a grant of £120,000 from a package worth £249,600 and the shares have raced ahead by 21% to 32p. Of course, the RNS announcing the funding was an RNS reach and therefore does not affect the dire financial position of the company, which I fear may be doomed. Shareholders would be well advised to look skywards in gratitude and view the rise as a welcome opportunity to exit.

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DSG

Dillistone – emphasises GatedTalent ‘momentum’, but how are the financials?

Dillistone Group (DSG) has announced “GatedTalent registers 20,000th executive member” - including “having launched the innovative executive database at the end of 2017, the pace of registrations has increased considerably with the momentum achieved seeing two considerable milestones being passed in quick succession. The 10,000th registration was registered in August 2018, with the 20,000th being achieved approximately two months later”. Sounds good, but what about financials?...

Brave Bison – shares stomp ahead… but it’s an RNS Reach ramparoonie AGAIN!

In May I warned on shares in Brave Bison (BBSN) at 3.55p; shares in loss-maker soar on RNS Reach ramparoonie, with a new broker recently appointed. Hmmm!. They closed yesterday at 1.5p, but are currently again heading towards 3p on the back of another RNS Reach!...

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Is Andalas over-egging the Badger pudding? Another pre placing ramp exposed

I do not wish to fall out with my pal Brokerman Dan or with PR Genius Steffi but I think that their enthusiasm for Andalas Energy (ADL) is misplaced because the company is just not being 100% upfront with investors about its new great hope, the Badger prospect in the North Sea.

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Tern – “cannot comment on external, independent, commentary, valuations or assessments of the Company and its investments”? Er....

Back in 2015 AIM-listed Tern plc (TERN) responded to grenades from this website after we had exposed the “error” in an apparent valuation of Cryptosoft (now Device Authority) of $75 million when the company did a placing. It was a typo, and should have read $75,000 – and it wasn’t even a valuation. But Tern issued a Statement re share price movement which said there was nothing the company needed to announce and went ahead and did a placing, taking advantage of the hiked share price. The shares fell very sharply once the truth was out. And now we have “news” this morning. Is it too good to be true?

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SCE

Surface Transforms – reckons placing “following recent investor demand”. I suggest bullshit

Writing earlier this month on Surface Transforms (SCE) I warned argues “these results are encouraging”… but looks to be firmly heading to cash crunch ahoy AGAIN!. Now it is “pleased to announce that it has successfully placed 9,000,000 new ordinary shares… at 17 pence per share, raising gross proceeds of £1.53 million”

Koovs – it’s cash rather than social media reach which is currently critically important!

Seller of “affordable western fashion in India online”, Koovs (KOOV) has followed an announcement last week of “partners with Bollywood icon Taapsee Pannu” with “GQ Best Dressed Kunal Rawal Joins Rush For Koovs”. Hmmm, ramptastic?...

Haydale – (almost) no-one-is-watching o’clock holdings in company tells you what you need to know

AIM-listed Haydale offered a terrible trading update the week before last, announced the CEO was moving aside and we know it needs to raise cash. In that context, the ramptastic pre-placing RNS Reach of Tuesday and a sub-£9,000 director’s-wife’s buy announced on Wednesday would appear to need taking with a large pinch of salt. Last night, at 4.20pm, however, we learnt that Legal & General had been selling.

Trakm8 – “International Contract Award”… but does it materially change a cash-burning picture?

Shares in Trakm8 (TRAK) ended yesterday c12% higher, back above 100p, on the back of a “International Contract Award” RNS. Ooooh, “international” hey – ramptastic or what’s the detail?

DSG
DSG

Dillistone Group – “GatedTalent signs 100th client contract” announcement. Ramptastic?

“GatedTalent signs 100th client contract”-entitled announcement from recruitment industry software group Dillistone (DSG). Sounds ramptastic, let’s take a look…

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DSG

Dillistone – shares soar on ramptastic trading update; how’s the balance sheet?

Shares in Dillistone Group (DSG) are currently more than 20% ahead, heading towards 80p, on the back of a Trading Update & Notice of Results announcement… but then they were also approaching 100p around a year ago, so what’s the story here?...

OneView Group – ramptastic “Commencement of Australia Post Project” RNS. Wonder why?

OneView Group (ONEV) “is pleased to announce that it has commenced a project with the Australian Postal Corporation (Australia Post)”, with CEO Stuart Mitchell adding “we have been engaged in a vendor evaluation process with Australia Post for over twelve months and are delighted to have been selected for this sole source contract”. Certainly sounds good, what’s the detail?...

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CNS

Corero - not just a contract win, but a “Significant Contract Win”. Ramptastic again?

Not just a contract win, but a “Significant Contract Win” announcement from Corero Network Security (CNS). Ooooh. With results for the first half of 2017 having shown an increased loss of $4.8 million on revenue only slightly higher to $4.8 million – and this following a more than $8 million loss, even on an adjusted basis, for the 2016 calendar year, what’s the “significant contract” detail?...

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CNS

Corero - 4th bit of "good news" since interims - look at the balance sheet it is placing ahoy!

Corero's (CNS) disastrous interims were just six weeks ago and since then we have had four pieces of good news announced with great, ramptastic, fanfare: two contract wins, a new partnership agreement and, today, a contract renewal. It can only mean one thing, this is the pump before the dump, it is placing ahoy. Just look at the historic numbers and do the maths...

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BMN

A Broker warns you on Bushveld... they do it with mirrors

Once again I return to the subject of the company on AIM with the stupidest bunch of shareholders. The auditors of Bushveld Minerals (BMN) have stated explicitly that the company needs to raise fresh equity to avoid going tits up but shareholders respond by saying "how often have auditors got it wrong?" and a range of other excuses. They just do not get it at all, it is placing ahoy. Now the company has news today which the morons who own this stock seem to think is good. In a private email this morning a top City broker put it thus:

Pantheon Resources - why does anyone believe a word it says? Why have directors not been fired?

On 25 January 2016 I accused Pantheon Resources (PANR) of being a mug punter fave and of being ready to do a placing. A huffy puffy PR person got a huffy puffy FD to call me to tell me that I was talking bollocks. The City was reassured that I was a prize poltroon/failed fund manager/pizza delivery boy/drunk and , assisted by a scandalously ramptastic operations update, the company raised $30 million at 115p in early March. Why is this ancient history so important?

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WSG

Westminster Group – shares bounce on AGM Statement, but what operational progress is there?

Having recently again been in retreat, shares in Westminster Group (WSG) have risen approaching 20%, towards 16p, on the back of an AGM update. With I having concluded cautiously a few months ago, what developments have caused the bounce?...

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VIP

Vipera – “pleased to announce” new agreement, but what’s happened to funded “through to cash flow profitability”?

Vipera (VIP) “is pleased to announce a multi-year agreement with Bankart d.o.o., a leading payment processor” and CEO Marco Casartelli is “delighted to have agreed such a significant and multi-year agreement with Bankart and we very much look forward to delivering more innovative solutions together in the future”. Sounds good, but what's the detail?...

Proxama – not just “New Contracts”, but new “revenue generating contracts”. Ooooh…

Having recently concluded on Proxama (PROX), the explicit inclusion of “should it require further working capital” suggests to me it very much will, I note an announcement today that the company “is pleased to announce four revenue generating contracts for its Proximity Marketing and Data Division”“Revenue generating” rather than any useful financial information hey? And an ‘RNS Reach’ (i.e. not regulatorily significant) announcement hey? Ramptastic!...

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CNS

Corero Network Security – service launch of a contract announced a month ago. Ramptastic!

An announcement from Corero Network Security (CNS) with a headline “Corero Tier 1 Internet service provider customer GTT Communications, Inc. launches DDoS Mitigation service”. Then “further to the announcement on 19 April 2017 regarding a Global Tier 1 Internet service provider customer win… announces that the customer, GTT Communications, Inc. (NYSE: GTT), has launched its DDoS Mitigation service”“Global Tier 1” now hey! And you what? The contract win has already been announced? Ramptastic…

AVO
AVO

Advanced Oncotherapy – another SPOOOOOOOOOF and a screwed up RNS: KEEP SELLING

It seems that AIM-listed Advanced Oncotherapy (AVO) is so desperate to get out any good news it can that it rushed out an RNS yesterday morning to notify the market of director buying and got the numbers wrong. Oops. Great work in checking and verifying there by Nomad Stockdale Securities.

MSG
MSG

Milestone – AGM statement ignores the Elephant in the room: WHEN’S THE BLOODY PLACING?

AIM-listed Milestone Group (MSG) has released an AGM statement – but it is not the voting result, it is the Chairman’s statement – to be delivered by Deborah White, who is (corporate governance Red Flag) also CEO. Of course, some of us think that there should have been a change at the helm some while back in the midst of the non-arrival of placing funds scandal which the company was, to say the least, tardy about ‘fessing up to. 

MSG
MSG

Milestone Group: Shocking ramptastic RNS’s with just one purpose – placing anyone?

Tom and I have been pretty consistent in our criticism of lifestyle company, Milestone Group (MSG), and although it was touched upon in Friday’s Bearcast (HERE), I thought the ridiculous recent RNS’s required a bit more of a kicking. It is an appalling effort with one sole purpose, to try to seduce new mug punters into supporting this useless company.

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ESG

eServGlobal – argues breakeven ahoy after 2016 “turnaround”. Hmmm…

Having recently recovered to comfortably above 7p, shares in eServGlobal (ESG) are currently sliding back towards that level despite an AGM Statement including “we expect sufficient order flow in H1 to support our outlook of breakeven in the core business in the 12 months to 31 October 2017, and progress by HomeSend remains consistent with reaching a breakeven point during this calendar year”

blur Group – CEO Letts & co excel themselves with a leading contender for ‘Ramparoonie RNS of the Year’

Having last month failed to ignite the share price with a ramptastic “blur engaged with Top 100 UK law firm” announcement, blur Group (BLUR) has had much more success today – on the back of a “blur engaged with Global Electronics Group” announcement, the shares currently 200%+ higher at above 20p…

OneView – as shares soar on “Multi-Million Dollar” agreement, caveat emptor?

Shares in OneView Group (ONEV) are currently soaring ahead on the back of a “Multi-Million Dollar Cloud-Based Hosting Agreement”. With I previously having been bearish here and the ramptastic use of “Multi-Million Dollar” in the announcement title, does this remain a case of caveat emptor?...

ADL
ADL

Andalas - the clock is ticking ahead of potential insolvency in April - how is the placing going?

Pre Christmas the ramptastic stream of RNS statements, corporate presentations and interviews with homeless clowns told you all you needed to know: worthless Andalas Energy (ADL) was in full ramp mode as it prepared for a rescue bailout. Now, though most oil shares have risen sharply in recent weeks, Andalas stock is still just 0.12p to sell and is falling again today. So how is the £1 million placing it needs faring? 

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FRR

Frontera Resources – After the pump…….

Having pumped up the share price at the start of last week with yet another ramptastic operations update, all rather predictably comes the dump. This morning AIM-listed Frontera Resources (FRR) announced the draw-down of another £382,550 under a Standby Equity Distribution Agreement (SEDA) – for which read death spiral – with YA II PN Ltd (for which read Yorkville). Another wheelbarrow-load of confetti, 402,684,211 shares, has been issued at 0.095p per share. We are told this will be used to advance work programs of the Company.

LGO
LGO

LGO Energy now just 0.14p to sell - placing ahoy? Bring back Big Dave Lenigas?

Oh dear Oh dear, things are looking ever bleaker for Neil Ritson and AIM dog with fleas LGO Energy (LGO). Interims out next month will be diabolical, the cash position by now is looking grimmer than a wet Thursday in Scunthorpe and ramptastic announcements are just not having any impact on the share price, surely it is time to bring back Big Dave Lenigas. Cometh the day and all that.

Filthy 40 – China New Energy FY15 results: a stinking POS festooned in Red Flags

ShareProphets AIM-China Filthy Forty play China New Energy (CNEL) has seen us hoist the Red Flag on several occasions before (see HERE) but its FT15 results, released on deadline day (Thursday) take the biscuit. The company is, quite simply, a disgrace and its advisers (Nomad Cairn and disgraced Broker Daniel Stewart) should be ashamed.

Imaginatik – “Trading Update” ramptastic, again don’t be fooled…

Imaginatik plc (IMTK), the ‘innovation software and consultancy provider’, “is pleased to announce trading in the third quarter of the year was positive”, with Chairman Matt Cooper emphasising “this is another strong quarter of trading, marking a clear turning point in our revitalisation of Imaginatik… leading to a more secure financial footing and exciting prospects for the future”. Hmmm…

UK Oil & Gas - the Horse Hill rampers issue another misleading update - placings ahoy!

Just how much cash does UK Oil & Gas (UKOG) have left? At September 30 2015 net of trade payables it was c£4 million. PLC costs are £100,000 cash per month. And the cost of all the work at Horse Hill not to mention the Isle of Wight must have been closer to £2 million than £1 million. I reckon the number is now c£1.5 million which means a placing is needed fast. Fellow Horse Shite play Solo (SOLO) neess a placing within two weeks to pay its commitments in Bongo Bongo land hence today's ramptastic (misleading) RNS.

MTV
MTV

Motive Television – attempts to continue desperate ramparoonie despite update on (lack of) Nomad

Tom Winnifrith has covered the update on (lack of) Nomad today from Motive Television (MTV) HERE, the following updates on developments which should surely mean Tom’s conclusion is correct…

On the First Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...something from the Lenigas tree

The attempts of David Lenigas et al to hide the Afriag Magazine from investors have been foiled. Now you can read about Yusuf, Paul of Rollex infamy, rebranded tobacco factories from the Lonrho days and so much more thanks to ShareProphets and kind readers who assisted us... Dave, what exactly are you trying to hide?

Afriag - why has "that magazine" disappeared - what are you hiding?

Even before the shock resignation of fat Aussie share ramper David Lenigas today, Afriag (AFRI) was a slam dunk sell. It is almost out of cash, is burning cash and its major asset is a 40% stake in a a Zim South business run by "colourful " Yusuf Kajee & Paul de Robillard, a man accused by Lonrho when run by David Lenigas of being a tobacco smuggler and whose company before Afriag is the subject of a live criminal investigation in South Africa. Paul & Yusuf featured heavily in a ramptastic Afriag Magazine published two weeks ago on the Afriag website.  But...

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MTV

Motive Television – another ramptastic announcement attempted as it scrambles to conclude refinancing

In a September announcement I noted as ramp fodder, Motive Television (MTV) announced an intention to develop TabletTV for Apple TV. I concluded as such with the announcement being just of an “intention” to do something, not of an achievement, and the mention of “Apple” a ramptastic seven times in the 195 word announcement being preferred to the provision of any financial indications whatsoever (see HERE), and so today…

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Who would be your dream ramping team on the AIM casino for Ramptastic PLC?

In the long run a share price will reflect the NPV of future cashflows of a given company. In the short term it can go anywhere. Stocks can whizz higher purely based on aggressive stock promotion, .e ramping. So who would your ramping dream team be? As I sit having a coffee waiting for my car to get an MOT I have put together my own starting five.

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