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Winner of the Bulletin Board Moron of the Week Contest - sponsored by the FD-less FRAUD Aquatic Foods

By Darren Atwater | Monday 10 July 2017


It's so very rare to have a winner outside of the LSE asylum, but this week we managed it. May the force be with you.

Simple Moving Avarice pointed out that the ShareProphets are Star Wars fans and submitted the following from Sport Direct CEO Mike Ashley not from LSE or III but from the High Court.

"I'm not Obi Wan Kenobi in charge of the Death Star"

If you have no idea why this is wrong, I hold out no hope for you, Jacob Rees-Mogg.

Simple Moving Avarice, you can pick up your No Prize at a cantina on Alderaan. I'm sure it will be safe there.


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