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If You Go Down to the Woods Next Month, You'll Find Top Bears Having a Picnic.

By Malcolm Stacey | Saturday 20 August 2022


 


Hello Share Mashers. As my grandpappy used to say, it ain’t what you win on shares that makes you a millionaire. It’s what you avoid losing. That’s why it’s so important to listen to bear raiders. The brave souls who speculate not that companies will succeed, but that they will fail. This is so difficult. Much harder than picking the winners I try to do.  

What you need, dear trader, is a share festival that focuses on bears. And not honey-tongued voices that try and make you buy shares in mediocre, and sometimes, even worse, companies. Sadly there aren't any share events that are bearish. Except one. So why not turn around the summer of discontent by attending it. Gang, I’m talking about the most enjoyable share event of the year? It’s called Woodstock, sorry, ShareStock. And it’s organised by my boss Uncle Tom Winnifrith. He’s an eccentric and so is this unique bash. On September 10 you could be lounging in tents by the side of the River Dee in North Wales. There’ll you get top class info from bear legends.  And afterwards you can chat to them over a drink. 

But who are these giants?  From the USA comes one of the world’s most famous bear raiders. Gabriel Grego has exposed many frauds including Globo, Follie and Akazoo. You’ll also hear from Boatman Capital the merciless killer of both Babcock and Argo Blockchain.  Then you’ll marvel at the hints and tips of  Lucky Lucian Miers. You must have heard of him! The list goes on. For instance, gold expert Peter Hambro will fill you in on how to exploit the glittering stuff which so often works as a hedge against share crashes. More on the list of diamond speakers in a moment. 

But first let me fill you in the fun bit. You get burgers with jam made by Uncle Tom (TW note - n burgers but my jam goes with scones at tea and croissants at breakfast), with bucks fizz  and lavender cordial. There’s pizza for lunch and supper at the end of the day. You be noshing on, home-grown salad and maybe home-produced honey and infused nettle beer. Now, it may sound like there’s a lot of green sandalling going on here, but, of course you know Tom better than that! 

And how about some salmon fishing, croquet and a chance to jaw privately with the investment stars.

They include Two Brains Chris Bailey on how to thrive in a bear market. And Tommo himself, exposing a new shocking fraud on the main stage. He’ll also give a mind-grinding roasting to three company big cheeses.

Yes, you're right. All this is very different from those boring City-based share events attended by hundreds of grim-faced delegates. This is a jolly, good-time, intimate event where you’ll be warmly treated as stars of the show. More so than the investment glitterati who you’ll be rubbing shoulders with you. And it will help you make loadsa money and protect what you have. So come on. Treat yourself. You know you deserve it.

You’ll never ever forget Sharestock 2022! You can buy tickets HERE

TW Note all proceeds from the event will go to the goat fund which will ensure that by Sharestock 2024 you can chat to goats as well.

 


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