Tom Winnifrith Bearcast: Another out of touch elite, I do not buy Malcolm's banks, I am warning you about a new IPO frenzy and musicMagpie

I start with Eurovision where a Swiss man in a skirt won and where another elite group was exposed as being so out of touch. Then its onto UK equities, banks, IPOs and why I am bearish. Finally, surely its time for musicMagpie (MMAG) to admit that the game is up.

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast: A vital mission possible for you in Cheltenham this July? And off to vote for Eden Golan tonight

I start in the garden before moving into this mission you may want in Cheltenham in July before explaining why I shall be voting for the first time ever at Eurovision tonight, why we should all be voting for Eden Golan. 

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast: Oi! Cel AI, once a David Beckham promote, statement needed now

I start with musings on celebrity endorsements and that leads me to Cel AI (CLAI) and Guild ESports (GILD). Then what if a hippo jumped out of the river onto the bridge to England as I headed to see the Shipmans again today? Did I have a plan B? In that vein I discuss Kefi Gold & Copper (KEFI). Then it is on to the almighty mess that is Tirupati Graphite (TGR), the fragrant Isabel, resigning auditors, a VAT mess and looming insolvency.

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast: Comrade Brian Basham wins a Beauty Contest for the first time in history

I start with my pal the champagne socialist who has found new found popularity. Then it is on to: Blackbird (BIRD), Thor Mining (THOR), Diversified Energy (DEC), the frauds Supply@ME Capital (SYME) and Regtech Open (RTOP), Technology Minerals (TM1), target 0p, and then finally Ariana Resources (AAU) and Kefi Gold & Copper (KEFI) where, in both cases, we shareholders should be thrilled by news today. Ariana, in particular, has served up a blinder. 

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast: Do I want to catch the Alliance Pharma falling knife on sack Adam Reynolds day

The Euroloon is making me even more of a health crank. I discuss that and VE Day. Then it is Optibiotix (OPTI), why Adam Reynolds needs sacking at Probiotix (PBX), Wood Group (WG.) in depth Alliance Pharma (APH) and then the latest scandal at the fraud Supply@ME Capital (SYME)

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast: Don't tell me there is no insider dealing in London!

I start with my weight loss and today's diet so far, a rare treat of a banana with my breakfast. Then I mention Kefi Gold & Copper (KEFI) and some folks wilfully misunderstanding AIM Rules, Eden Research (EDEN) and its misleading results, Chamberlin (CMH), Ananda (ANA), a disaster in the making with no bank account and finally I do hope that Magna Carta and others are booked in for September 7 HERE

Tom Winnifrith bonus bearcast: no longer an insider on Kefi or Bluebird Merchant, oh what a joyous day

The great news I've been expecting but unable to talk about from Kefi Gold & Copper (KEFI) and Bluebird Merchant (BMV) has arrived. I discuss and set valuations for both. Meanwhile say a prayer for Kefi obsessed lunatic Magna Carta of this parish for he will be in a terrible state today.

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast: you may think I'm still a fat b*stard but I am proud as new weight hit

I start on my weight and gardening. Then I flag up that there is another deep dive expose on Eight Capital Partners (ECP) coming tomorrow after yesterday's bombshell. Finally I think the social contract has been broken and I sense many others agree and that is another reason why disgraced share blogger Neil Woodford is still wrong about UK equities.

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast: May the 4th be with you, especially if you are a Lithuanian regulator

I start with Star Wars then move onto today's £46 million Eight Capital bombshell, and more questions for Liam "the toke" Murray as the Dominic White/ Alessandro Zamboni empire implodes.

Tom Winnifrith Bearcast: Just so sordid

I start with the election of my local Police & Crime Commissioner then it is onto Advanced Oncotherapy (AVO), Avacta (AVCT), Fletcher King (FLK), Argentex (AGFX)) and finally a story and a call from a Sunday Newspaper. It is so sordid.