Chris Oil Reports Tom Winnifrith to the Police – what a very silly boy little Oil is

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   Mark Howitt

   3 September 2015, 06:19

   THE DRAMA CONTINUES ;)

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   pink53

   3 September 2015, 06:28

   Oh dear, oh deary, deary me. I knew you didn’t have to be an intellectual to join the Bill but sheesh.

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   johng

   3 September 2015, 06:30

   WTF is a “curtsey email” ?

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   johng

   3 September 2015, 06:35

   English language standards at the police force have become pretty shite :

   “I am merely explaining that this it the allegation “

   gobbledygook !!

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   Dirty dog

   3 September 2015, 06:46

   Make sure you ‘seize’ all contact too….

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   Bless Plod

   3 September 2015, 07:15

   You yourself are somewhat notorious for misspellings but assuming that was a cut and paste then either PC XXX was in a hurry or your computer is infected with some word manglement Trojan.

   Of course, ignoring the possibility that PC XXX was having a dig at your grammatical capabilities and those of Mr Williams, the other interpretation might be…

   “Therefore I have advised the complainant to seize all contact and emails with yourself and I shall advice the same to you in regards to him.”

   PC XXX is proposing that you and Mr Williams copy all e-mails to your prospective lawyers along with supporting arguments and take the matter to court rather than wasting his time. I suppose you will have to wait for Mr Williams to file first such that you can respond.

   Either way it seems that Plod has its heart in the right place in as much as they do not wish to be disturbed by idiots such as you or Mr Williams, don’t come the ‘he did it first’, but might not take too kindly to having their apparent illiteracy smeared all over your ‘journalistic blogg pages’ and the identity of the person concerned revealed….

   I have just seen that others have commented on the grammar/spelling.

   Of course being Tom, and a regular Journalistic Abuser of The English Language, you will have no truck with such concerns. In as much as Plod may be bored with dealing with Narcissistic Millionaires turning up at ‘the desk’ for a blither you are probably bored with receiving e-mails from The Gruniard inviting you to submit articles to their financials desk.

   As a foolish aside could you bung a Lawyer a few pennies to obtain a copy of the complaint from the Police in preparation for possible further action.. It would be interesting to know whether the contents are in any way coherent.

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   J P Spaghetti

   3 September 2015, 07:48

   I reckon CO wears pyjamas to bed – beige ones with little animals – and starts the day with a bowl of Frosties

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   Phil

   3 September 2015, 07:51

   I think Ms PC Plod’s take on English is pretty much A:Level grade these days. If Ms plod is suffering a grammar affliction, probably caused by a Gluten allergy I’m sure the NHS will fess up a respite holiday somewhere with a few months of CBT counseling thrown in.

   Of course the real liability comes not to TW but to Juicy Judith if said PC Plod decides to prosecute h̶e̶r̶ him for writers cramp in replying to him using a no win no fee teased up by the police federation.

   As we see on the BB’s a section of Britain’s share holder movement has a habit of blaming TW and SP every time they go tits up, odds on bet the real reason is that Chris Oil is pissed off is when he played his 1000% trade, he lost.

   When I see what goes on in the city and outside in the world then surely it is what it is being said that matters, but grammar and spellings ?.
   It is in the nature of human beings that they always look to their future but when they get there they always look back at the good old days, I’m sure that years ahead there will be a shareholder registered on SP who will look back to these days and say “remember that website Share Prophets, they never could spell anything properly”

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   MrMoto

   3 September 2015, 09:35

   If there was further proof that the police are useless, then this is it. I applaud the fact they use modern technology, but on the other hand it gives the impression they just can’t be arsed. “Oh, fuck it just send him an email”.

   You see why criminals try on it nowadays. Small sentences, warnings, cautions, lack of evidence…

   I don’t like Chris Oil, some of the things he has come out with are ridiculous. But perhaps underneath all that there is a huge insecurity. I think SP may have pushed it a bit with some of the articles, the man has made a few mistakes but there are worse and bigger fish to fry than Chris Oil.

   If its in the media, go heavy. If not, ignore it
   http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-19111720

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    Bananabob

    3 September 2015, 10:27

    Tom

    Good for you. That tosspot Chris Oil as got some cheak. Him and his fellow tosspot mate Dan are at last getting the ‘recognition’ that they deserve

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    ROB

    3 September 2015, 11:24

    I don’t wish to sound self-congratulatory, but I told you so. As soon as I saw ChrisOil writing on this website, I warned you not to have anything to do with that clown. You dismissed my concerns. I am glad to hear that he has now been fired though.

    TW note we fired him ages ago

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    Mark Howitt

    3 September 2015, 12:28

    I just love the drama TBH… great for viewing figures… esp if you can get writers writing for free ;)