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Via his new scam Knob Park Estates the Quindell (QPP) fraudster Rob Terry has sent out a new missive which even by his standards is a quite deranged piece of fantasy. It begs just so many questions and almost makes me want the SFO to delay his arrest so that he can keep entertaining us with such nonsense.
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KnobCheese
“There is one thing required for Jam on Toast! Jam.. and Bread!! There are two things required for Jam on Toast! Jam and Bread!!”
“.. and Butter?”
“What!?
“.. and Butter. Can’t have Jam on Toast without Butter.”
“There are three things required for Jam on Toast!!! Jam, Bread and Butter!! In recent discussions We have Identified the required ingredients and fully expect sophisticated investors to provide us with the cash to purchase these ingredients at which stage we will enter a lengthy period of personal product testing along with gestation of the associated IP in order to…”
“.. and a Toaster?”
“WHAT!!!?”
“Uhm, well, you know.. Bread is just bread until you toast it, on one side since we are dealing with sophisticated investors. I mean by definition they do like to be toasted. Perhaps we might include a Cup of Tea. I do like a Nice Cup of Tea with my Jam and Butter on Toast We might diversify and offer Marmalade but obviously not Marmite or Cheese. Can’t make the offer too attractive to oiks and riff-raff. What about electricity?”
“Electricity?!!?”
“For the toaster.”
“Look Sonny! I’ll have you know I have made millions by booking Jam Today whilst Promising Jam Tomorrow and now you come along with your fancy ideas in order to complicate things. It makes me soooooo fucking angry!!”
“Well it strikes me as being more sophisticated which is in tune with our target clientèle and it also makes us look like we know what we are talking about. The plan appears to have been thought out properly.”
“You bastard. Don’t come your Fancy French Clientèle with me. These Idiots…”
“Sophisticated Investors?”
“THESE IDIOTS are going to give us loads of money and end up with nothing.”
“Pardon?”
“You heard me. It is my birth right to be rich and fuck the rest of you scum.”
“Help! Help! I am being repressed!”
ETC
wolfcastle_22
Cheesy……….nice work!
VINES
‘‘We refer interested parties to my recent blog post entitled, “To List Or Not To List”, and the views expressed in it. None of these views were fundamentally disagreed with by either Imaginatik or Daniel Stewart, though they have not yet necessarily been fully supported’
I wrote to the palace with a link to my blog ‘Why I should be King’ and none of my views have been disagreed by the queen. a reply would be nice just so i know i have her full support but it feels fantastic to be in talks. i also wrote to nasa asking to visit mars and yet to hear anything but the fact they haven’t disagreed is fantastic. i’m halfway to mars!
Temptress
Who writes this shit for Quob? There must be a Booker prize for fiction available.