By Tom Winnifrith, The Sheriff of AIM | Wednesday 9 August 2017
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As followers of Naibu (NBU) know there is nothing stopping the CEO of an AIM listed company being in prison while remaining in office. After all this is the world's most successful growth market and the head of the Oxymorons at AIM Regulation, Mr Marcus Stuttard, really is a top banana. As such fans of Telit Communications (TCM) will not worry a jot about this bombshell from infamous bear raider Lucian Miers, the Bard of the Boleyn.
Lucian has this evening had a long conversation with the US Marshall's Iffice for the State of Massachusetts which, naturally includes Boston. The official was already aware of the 1991 case against the Israeli husband and wife team ( Uzi and Ruth Veronique Katz) who stood accused of hideous multiple real estate frauds in 1991, having been alerted to new information a few days ago.
The official agreed that the wife was potentially the easier to nail since she had skipped bail while the husband had just fled the US ahead of any trial proceedings although both were the subject of criminal charges. Lucian was told that there is no statute preventing those charges still being brought and the offence of skipping bail is really viewed very dimly indeed.
The official said that was the woman who skipped bail to enter the USA she would certainly be arrested at once, her husband is less of a clear cut case..
In that vein I now make a most generous offer to the boss of Telit Communications Uzi/Oozi Katz/Cats and his charming wife Ruth Veronique. This Katz/cats things is all probably just a remarkable coincidence and I am sure that the past 36 hours have been rather stressful for the pair of young Israelis who were in Boston at the time another Israeli couple with the same birthdays and exactly the same Hewbrew names were doing real estate fraud
So I am keen to catch up with Abbe Aronson, the American woman who broke my heart 31 years ago before deciding she was a lesbian. That rejection, it still rips me apart. And thus I offer now to fly Oozi and his Mrs to New York and Abbe and I will buy them both dinner at this fantastic Italian place I know just off Christopher Street. We might just invite a chap down from Boston to join us if that is okay. I know. I am just so fucking generous
I know Oozi's advisers at FinnCap and PR flunkies at Instinctif are keen readers of this site so if they could pass the offer on & I look forward to hearing from them and we can start to make bookings.
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