By Tom Winnifrith | Tuesday 20 October 2015
Disclosure: I have no positions in any stocks mentioned, and no plans to initiate any positions within the next 72 hours. I wrote this article myself, and it expresses my own opinions. I am not receiving compensation for it (other than from ShareProphets). I have no business relationship with any company whose stock is mentioned in this article.
By now it is clear after the numerous scandals at New World Oil & Gas (NEW), Gate Ventures (GATE) and so many others that we’ve forgotten, that Roland “fatty” Cornish is officially London’s worst Nomad. His latest triumph is to allow shares in Golden Saint Resources (GSR) to continue to trade even though the company is insolvent and its Richard "Gollum" Gill crowd funded debt death spiral has only raised MINUS £1938.50. To celebrate this walking disaster story we have another caption contest. Don’t hold back…there is a prize.
The price is the cash value of 1000 Golden Saint shares on Christmas day (adjusted for any consolidation). Okay that is 0p. But it would be an honour to win anyway. Post your captions in the comments section below. Deadline - midnight Wednesday.
For what it is worth my caption is:
The scene is from the corporate dining room at the offices of Beaumont Cornish as Gollum wanders in to relay the latest news on the Golden Saint debacle…
The fat pig says: I fear that my days in this line are numbered
The main course replies to Roland: I know exactly how you feel
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